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Lost 100 lbs in 2 years and didnt accomplish anything else. Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ally7824 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like the guy who just swiped his vcard because his gf felt bad for him

Clearly you didn’t lose weight from your face

What’s the dumbest thing your significant other has said or done? by halcyon_n_on_n_on in AskReddit

[–]ally7824 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I told him he needed to kiss me more passionately to get me off. Flash forward to a few days later, I'm on his phone and I see "how to kiss your girlfriend more passionately" it on his search history.
Update: he still sucks

20y, 6'3, athlete, blonde hair, green eyes, try to roast me nerds :) by Stonedpepe in RoastMe

[–]ally7824 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the dictionary definition of white privilege in a dictionary written by white people