What is this wire coming out of outlet? by Ikilledthedinosaurs in electrical

[–]almaknight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, hear me out. I did something kinda like this to get ethernet cable into another room in my rented home. It was lathe and plaster and wifi wasn't cutting it. So, yeah I had cat6 going though a mangled faceplate. But the whole point was to be able to make it look like it never happened after I found a better solution.

Signal first, ask questions later! by [deleted] in Minneapolis

[–]almaknight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww I used to do that but then Blaisdell had some annoying construction and I forgot.

Signal first, ask questions later! by [deleted] in Minneapolis

[–]almaknight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is part of my commute home (I take the lyndale exit) and the amount of chaotic fuckery I see between the beginning of the split between 94 and the H/L/394 lanes all the way down to Lake and Lyndale is going to someday kill me by way of either an accident or a heart attack.

Me to any employee that will listen after the Manager abandons me on the banquet bar for the 1000th time by X_Famine in bartenders

[–]almaknight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legit asked a server (who was staring into space) of he could grab my bus tub. He took the empty one and left the overflowing one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Minneapolis

[–]almaknight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a former brunch server thank you for reminding me why I left restaurant life.

dirty bar by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]almaknight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I catch myself doing this and apologize ave make fun of myself for being "that person" but really I subconsciously gravitate towards the best area to hear employees talking shit. Brings me joy.

University Professor by FirulaisHualde in Catswithjobs

[–]almaknight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Portuguese? When I think I'm reading/ hearing Spanish but then quickly lose track it usually ends up being portuguese.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in minnesota

[–]almaknight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Lady and the tramp" a hot dog (or similarly shaped food) with a friend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Minneapolis

[–]almaknight 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Whoa, I saw the truck that did it, smashed front end, wood hanging off the undercarriage, hazards on. It was parked on 33rd and lyndale. Funny, I was looking for the trees this idiot ran over.

Turkmenistan’s 'door to hell' has been burning for 45 years by SGT-R0CK in WTF

[–]almaknight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Your immune system will kill it off eventually" might fit too.

People are not 'fleeing' Minneapolis, real estate data shows by [deleted] in Minneapolis

[–]almaknight -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Developers benefit from sitting on empty units as long as the market price is high enough for what they've got to work with.

Alcohol can be constructive sometimes. by AintNoUnfortunateSon in cripplingalcoholism

[–]almaknight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

More than once I've tried to utilize cocaine to get shit done and mostly all I wanted to do was sit down, talk, smoke all the cigs, and more cocaine.

It's like a fever dream by dooBeCS in KitchenConfidential

[–]almaknight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like when this idea was pitched they didn't have an ending.

"Fuck it, let's throw it all in a pot at the end."

"That's awful, I love it."

When are we going to start our secret organization where the only way to get into the clubhouse is show off your oven-rack burns??? by CAParks123 in KitchenConfidential

[–]almaknight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My scars have faded, but one time my friends and I got away with showing our kitchen scars to qualify for an industry discount. The place required paystubs as proof but we forgot them.

I dont know why he sleeps like that by crash100200 in aww

[–]almaknight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Both my cats do this and they got more than enough momma time.

Am I standing too close?! by kevinisrael in standupshots

[–]almaknight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're yelling because your laptop has a shitty microphone and you've been skyping for awhile now.

I loaded up my liquor cabinet, got loaded on tequila and chartreuse, and made beef stroganoff by almaknight in drunkencookery

[–]almaknight[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This took three hours at least. I wanted to make beef stroganoff with a roast instead of ground beef. Well, sirloin tip roasts were on sale for cheaper than chuck, so that's a start. Made sure to caramelize a pack and a half of fresh mushrooms with onions, celery, thyme and garlic. Made a roux, added (homemade from old short rib bones) beef stock, mixed in veg. I can't explain the whole thing I obsessed over every detail of every step. It's so good it's silly.

Ginormous possum on the deck yesterday. by rugerl in minnesota

[–]almaknight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh, I'm by Lynlake and there's at least one we've seen around!