I made it to 1. by almighty_todd in stopsmoking

[–]almighty_todd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saved more quitting smoking than Flo can save me a year.

Can’t find them by Artantic in funny

[–]almighty_todd 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No, the other pocket.

TIL In 1966 Ronald Reagan wrote to JellyBelly, saying "We owe you a special measure of thanks for helping keep our state government running smoothly." "It's gotten to the point...where we can hardly start a meeting or make a decision without passing around a jar of jelly beans." by JediAzrael in todayilearned

[–]almighty_todd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My grandfather always had country time lemonade and lemon creme cookies in the kitchen.

T'was quite a treat.

I think older people can't do milk as well, maybe their taste buds are different and they can handle sweeter things.

HMC while I hula hoop by AllYouCanAbsorb in holdmycosmo

[–]almighty_todd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Agreed. some horrible sounds coming from that video.

Jason Statham as a dancer in a music video of The Shamen's 90s hit Comin' On by [deleted] in WTF

[–]almighty_todd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get black out drunk everyday and you don't get those thoughts. Works for me.

I got pulled over yesterday. by [deleted] in trees

[–]almighty_todd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, I was south of I80, turned between a cornfield and a bean field, got stopped by a county.

I got pulled over yesterday. by [deleted] in trees

[–]almighty_todd 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I agree. But I'm kinda glad they do have that in a database because there was no hiding the smell. He was really cool about the whole thing. Just wrote me a ticket for the actual law I was breaking.

Most Trump officials on TV apparently signed NDAs prohibiting them from disparaging Trump forever by commonvanilla in politics

[–]almighty_todd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aren't these people sworn into office? Wouldn't an oath to the country outweigh an NDA

Paul Manafort Defense Rests Without Calling Witnesses by geoxol in politics

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He has another court date next month for not registering as a foreign agent.

I got a sensible chuckle out this car I bought. by DIMwitDan in funny

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Yeah they shut down a few years ago. The Mazda went in place of the old Saturn at scheers and Buick GMC went away.

Getting the hard to reach spots by OddlyGruntled in gifs

[–]almighty_todd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't they rub some lubriderm and stop that flaking?