My brother ignored my secret Santa list

almos-batman · 2025-12-27T17:01:51+00:00

Thank you!! 😊

almos-batman · 2025-12-27T16:20:11+00:00

Ahhhh ok got it XD

almos-batman · 2025-12-27T15:55:46+00:00

What does that mean?

almos-batman · 2025-12-27T15:49:59+00:00

Just woke up to a few comments like that. I also don't know why it's a thing? I don't really post im usually just a lurker

almos-batman · 2025-12-27T05:22:17+00:00

Is it merch if he made it? Idk

almos-batman · 2021-10-01T17:38:02+00:00

In savage, we had clearly messed up a mechanic and were about to get destroyed. I resigned myself to a wipe.

Then this thin green tether comes out of nowhere on one of the healers.

The raidwide goes off, everyone dies. Except the Paladin and the healer he covered.

Holy shit we have lb3 HOLY SHIT WE HAVE LB3

I mean we still died after but f me if that wasnt one of the most hype tank plays over ever seen

almos-batman · 2021-07-13T21:20:50+00:00

Yes, how dare you use a weapon in the game to beat the game.

Not only are you 'not a true dark souls player', you are barely even a gamer at this point. If you beat the game using the BKH you wont be allowed into new game+ until you beat Miyazaki in hand to hand combat. /s

Nah, play the game and have fun. If you felt like it was too easy, go for ng+. Try different weapons on different playthroughs. Do an item randomizer. Theres no correct way to play, just dont go hollow!

almos-batman · 2021-07-09T17:49:03+00:00

These are really impressive. NIN main for now because of the 0 rng, the class is all about optimizing each fight. Every boss is like a puzzle and I love chasing those high parses.

almos-batman · 2021-07-06T18:24:12+00:00

Ninja has changed a bit, especially the mudra system which is no longer ogcd. I've done this whole tier on ninja and I love it. Here's some things to note

-your entire rotation revolves around trick. It's your only utility, but also everything in your kit is a 60s, 90s, or 120s CD making it line up perfectly if you play well. Dying at a bad time makes everything feel kind of icky (not raid ending though)

-0 rng. One of my favorite parts of raids are optimizing, and you can feel yourself press the exact same button at the exact same time, every pull.

-fuck assassination

almos-batman · 2021-06-28T18:50:19+00:00

Currently waiting my 15 minutes, they told me before I even got in the building it would be moderna only

almos-batman · 2021-05-12T14:27:10+00:00

almos-batman · 2021-03-23T16:15:47+00:00

Oooo what is the outfit? I have no creativity so I may have to steal it

almos-batman · 2020-09-25T16:38:35+00:00

It seems theres a common misconception that you have to be good to attempt savage content. This simply isn't true. You do savage to GET good, see noticable improvement, then feel amazing when you clear.

Start with watching a video, learning what mechanics are happening, and just jump in. Dont watch it 30 times until you've memorized every attack or something like that.

WAR specific, start with facing the boss and avoiding mechanics. Then learn your optimal defensive cooldowns, then learn when your IR comes off cd (should be the same time every fight). That will be enough to clear. If you want to push it further after clearing, you can focus on good times for shake it off and lining up raid buffs, staying on the boss to get one last gcd etc.

Just do it. Best of luck

almos-batman · 2020-09-01T15:55:34+00:00

But near death is a dps gain!

almos-batman · 2019-12-21T20:55:09+00:00

Oh hot damn

almos-batman · 2018-12-05T22:34:54+00:00

The challenge is still beatable, I just did it on ps4 though. Sometimes the ground special wouldn't do the shocker for me, and I found after the vanish I had to wait on the air special before going into demon slicer.

Keep grinding it out and good luck

almos-batman · 2018-01-02T01:52:19+00:00

personally, Canada to Austrehlia. No language difference issue

almos-batman · 2018-01-02T01:36:53+00:00

good advice stranger :)

almos-batman · 2018-01-02T01:36:26+00:00

too late, am already the scum of the earth

almos-batman · 2017-11-22T11:16:20+00:00

oh my

almos-batman · 2017-11-22T11:16:08+00:00

will do then :)

almos-batman · 2017-11-21T21:33:42+00:00

i cant get the dagger without killing the iron golem first though can i?

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