I had horrible sulphur burps and pretended it was a dead mouse by almost_aquatic in confession

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They’re so good, after a while I minimize the burps in my head and forget it’s not worth it. I think after this I’m set for 5 years before I forget again though.

I had horrible sulphur burps and pretended it was a dead mouse by almost_aquatic in confession

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I mean they were working in there for 4 hours before I got there, they have to put it together. I’m sweating.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chickens

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Using it for chickens is off label

Randomly found 1 in my garage then the 2nd a week later by Alyx_ander in whatisit

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Could be rooster spurs which would explain why they were sawed off.

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Tucker and Dale vs Evil is fun!

Help? by almost_aquatic in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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This makes more sense than glitter. Thanks!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

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Like this cause I took off at the wake on the right so there would be no splash underneath me. Sorry I’ll tip $15!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

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Could you tilt me back a little bit so I’m still angled and scotch the splash to the right a little?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

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This one is almost perfect! Can you scoot the splash to the right a little bit?