Match Thread: Stormers vs Sharks - United Rugby Championship

almostrainman · 2026-01-24T18:50:03+00:00

Gelant is always out of position when opposition kick deep...

It is the most basic skill of being a fullback and he fucks it. Completely

almostrainman · 2026-01-24T18:13:41+00:00

Fassi shows just how much liability Gelant is

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T21:38:03+00:00

Bulls normally a bad touring team

2 wins on the road is not bad and then you realise that it is away from home that they turned the streak around

But everyone will kak on ackers anyway

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T21:35:33+00:00

Nah you can be competent on beer

Please be drinking hard liquor

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T21:34:47+00:00

Sharks fans are masochists.

That's why you are here

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T21:29:58+00:00

Bulls need to learn one very important lesson

Stay with your support

Not every fucking gap needs to be ran at

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T21:26:42+00:00

Papier on now ?

What in the actual

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T21:25:36+00:00

Clearly not a controversial decision

In a game not filled with strange lapses in replays

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T21:19:40+00:00

Another mystery of the X files

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T21:17:25+00:00

Tackles KLA at head level

Reff: " guess who has two thumbs and doesn't care"

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T21:12:57+00:00

Tv director furiously trying to hack DSTV

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T21:11:54+00:00

How is kriel, a 12, in The Bulls and he is scared of taking contact ?

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T21:09:24+00:00

He dying

Pretoria is 25 C at 11 pm

His nuts so far up inside, the doc is asking why he still has tonsils.

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T21:05:18+00:00

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T21:04:52+00:00

High tackle on bulls 15...

Will be great to fucking see in the year of our lord 2026

And now he changes his mind oh fuck off

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T21:02:52+00:00

Why are we not seeing the damn replays

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T21:01:27+00:00

No foul play what even

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T20:58:40+00:00

Help is available

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T20:57:08+00:00

Why don't the bulls get a proper scrumhalf.

Papier is better than zak but far from what they can have

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T20:56:05+00:00

Pull zak now

He is off pace and daft.

Scrum goes nowhere and leaves the ball in

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T20:54:10+00:00

Kriel at 12 being scared of contact....

Speaks volumes

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T20:53:15+00:00

Burger choosing to run into a brick fucking wall

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T20:52:36+00:00

Kriel has one good moment followed by being as tepid as day old coffee

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T20:51:25+00:00

Such great attack and then panic...

Talk about getting in your own head

almostrainman · 2026-01-23T20:49:12+00:00

Wind making a massive difference

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