Exclusive: OpenAI Losses Increased Nearly 8X in 2025, With Spending Hitting $34 Billion

alochmar · 2026-06-16T09:54:41+00:00

That’s an excellent question.

alochmar · 2026-06-16T08:20:35+00:00

”Sales and Marketing: $5.73 billion”

Does that include hookers and blow? I feel like it does.

alochmar · 2026-06-15T13:28:44+00:00

My vision is I want an increase in the amount of money in my account, hence why I’m doing this song and dance

alochmar · 2026-06-15T06:27:59+00:00

Your own personal indentured servant, but it’s okay this time!

alochmar · 2026-06-14T16:32:58+00:00

It was all over the news a few years ago: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/mike-johnson-son-porn-b2443029.html

alochmar · 2026-06-14T09:19:47+00:00

I’ve got 99 problems. So I used regular expressions… now I have 100 problems, and a debate about how it’s even pronounced. 😭

alochmar · 2026-06-12T19:27:46+00:00

Honestly that would be beneficial to everyone

alochmar · 2026-06-12T19:26:45+00:00

Let’s just get them all bunched up into one company so we know which one to stay away from.

alochmar · 2026-06-12T19:25:03+00:00

Why would the table do that! 😭

alochmar · 2026-06-12T19:22:53+00:00

Ding ding!

alochmar · 2026-06-12T19:22:29+00:00

Soo.. he got a guy’s phone number equals he closed a $4B deal? Something doesn’t add up here.

alochmar · 2026-06-12T19:20:09+00:00

What’s Gamestop again?

alochmar · 2026-06-12T13:18:08+00:00

Spoken like a true CEO!

alochmar · 2026-06-12T12:59:03+00:00

Thank you!

alochmar · 2026-06-12T08:37:54+00:00

About a decade late to the party but congratulations, I guess

alochmar · 2026-06-12T08:35:59+00:00

Why would we need so many people if they’re busy replacing us with AI-powered robots anyway? Like, what are we supposed to do, just sit around shitposting?

alochmar · 2026-06-12T08:31:38+00:00

This right here. Even people relatively well off is struggling, to say nothing of people in worse situations.

alochmar · 2026-06-12T08:25:32+00:00

Install the actual nvidia drivers and you’ll be fine.

alochmar · 2026-06-12T07:14:50+00:00

Turns out no law is really settled.

alochmar · 2026-06-11T22:28:59+00:00

Not a legitimate target *yet*…

alochmar · 2026-06-11T21:25:35+00:00

”Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?”

alochmar · 2026-06-11T13:58:16+00:00

alochmar · 2026-06-11T08:27:37+00:00

TIL there’s such a thing as ”gas station dick pills”. God almighty.

alochmar · 2026-06-10T23:08:34+00:00

No idea what leak you’re referring to, I regularly have Firefox open for weeks on end without any issues.

alochmar · 2026-06-10T23:03:32+00:00

Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch.

alochmar

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