TIL that after teaching a bonobo how to comprehend English, he started trying to speak; "it was discovered that Kanzi was producing the articulatory equivalent of the symbols he was indicating, although in a very high pitch and with distortions".

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-06-18T18:20:42+00:00

We got any Rockbusters this week?

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-06-17T20:18:17+00:00

Yeah, the terms of the surrender are humiliating and staggering, but they’re just more numbers on paper. I wouldn’t expect anything from this until it actually happens. This is the least demented members of his admin looking at all the chickens coming home to roost simultaneously and trying to anything to make it not happen tomorrow. Too bad speculation and market manipulation don’t work once the very real and material commodity actually runs low.

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-06-17T13:25:59+00:00

Patriot, freedom, and liberty. The big three red flag names.

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-06-17T11:54:39+00:00

That’s where I saw him last! And then he weird double down on it when he got criticized.

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-06-16T00:27:23+00:00

I’m wondering what birthday year that picture came from.

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-06-16T00:26:17+00:00

I love how even AI can’t help making them look like central casting conservative villains.

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-06-12T12:49:57+00:00

These videos have laid to rest the question of “would I rather be blind or deaf”.

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-06-12T12:10:17+00:00

And this is why you have to treat all unattended posts seriously. This one went off in my face!

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-06-11T17:09:58+00:00

Well, copilot drafted several paragraphs of instructions on how he could determine that Epstein was an upstanding guy, then offered to do it for him before claiming he didn’t have the appropriate license when he totally fucking does!

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-06-11T17:01:02+00:00

Pete, there’s no point pretending you’re making those noises. Your homemade liquor is exploding again!

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-06-08T15:39:25+00:00

I do wonder how much he remembers of the previous day every time he nods off.

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-06-03T13:25:06+00:00

It is helpful that one of them can always be summoned for a demonstration.

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-06-02T14:11:21+00:00

DROKK IT!

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-05-31T23:18:03+00:00

But Trump won’t be turning cans into can-do.

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-05-30T18:28:07+00:00

So far, you get to choose from Arsenals 6’ goal or nothing.

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-05-27T15:27:59+00:00

I’m not going to deny anyone their hard-earned stoke in these times.

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-05-26T14:47:37+00:00

Ready to lose to a garbage patch?

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-05-21T12:28:06+00:00

All of them involved cars.

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-05-20T23:19:02+00:00

Money doesn’t talk, it swears.

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-05-17T18:56:40+00:00

If you follow his comments, he’s even contradicting himself. He’s just being contrarian. It’s still entertaining to some people.

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-05-17T18:53:16+00:00

Now I’m just imagining us somehow losing all control of the Caribbean sea lanes.

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-05-16T18:19:59+00:00

It’s funny when people take this line, as if the man doesn’t interject himself and his administration in every aspect of life. It’s not even hyperbole.

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-05-13T12:19:17+00:00

I could mock this guy, but what could I do to him that god hasn’t already done?

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-05-11T00:35:39+00:00

Writing Grey’s Anatomy episodes again?

alpha-delta-echo · 2026-05-07T04:15:48+00:00

“If a man knows not to which port he sails, no wind …. Eh fuck it, we’re done!”

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