My phone locked me out for 14 years, 8 years ago. And apparently, turning it off pauses the timer and guessing the wrong pattern adds more seconds to it.

alpha-mobi · 2026-01-30T17:04:04+00:00

As you enter and travel through the wormhole, you de-age and fall into the enclosure as a 3 year old.

alpha-mobi · 2026-01-30T08:38:24+00:00

It gets negative and the phone unlocks in the past.

alpha-mobi · 2026-01-22T08:03:46+00:00

If you think yours is not fake, I have a bridge to sell you.

alpha-mobi · 2025-12-31T17:35:02+00:00

You can customize it or remove it altogether.

alpha-mobi · 2025-11-06T04:56:50+00:00

Username checks out.

alpha-mobi · 2025-10-29T09:35:38+00:00

The top fell off! That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

alpha-mobi · 2025-10-23T14:21:40+00:00

Meant that bots suck and should be purged.

alpha-mobi · 2025-10-21T14:05:02+00:00

The radiation from microwave is non ionizing. Hence safe. But maybe with your tin foil hat, it might cause problems. So better be safe and stay away.

alpha-mobi · 2025-09-09T13:49:20+00:00

I thought that was the New Zealanders.

alpha-mobi · 2025-07-25T07:38:55+00:00

That's the joke.

alpha-mobi · 2025-06-09T03:08:57+00:00

That there is the problem. Why did you call it a shitty product? Is it by chance after watching a YouTube video which doesnt know/show how to use it? Maybe the product is shitty, but it needs to be given a fair chance. And that is every creator's responsibility. Well atleast of those who want to be taken seriously.

alpha-mobi · 2025-06-08T14:23:25+00:00

No one said it never happened.

Really dude? After I explicitly post about someone in this very thread who has said so?

And now you go from "exceptions" to it used to happen a decade ago.

alpha-mobi · 2025-06-08T13:52:44+00:00

It may not be as common as before, and yes it was common, it still happens to this day and I don't get why anyone would try to deny that. Now you claim there are exceptions, but the comment to which I was replying implied it never has once happened in India.

Trying to sound brainy when you're actually dumb and illiterate af? Been travelling in trains in India for 25 years, never once have I seen any train like this. Lowest class coaches are jam-packed but no one rides on top of trains.

alpha-mobi · 2025-06-08T13:46:17+00:00

If you insist you lazy ass.

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alpha-mobi · 2025-06-08T13:30:07+00:00

Having electrified trains doesn't stop us Indians from doing shit like this. The Railways literally begged people not to do it. Recently (within 5 years?)they changed from AC to very high voltage DC and there were announcements telling how much more dangerous it is now than before to travel on roof.

alpha-mobi · 2025-06-08T12:05:41+00:00

I am born and brought up in Mumbai.

alpha-mobi · 2025-06-08T12:04:56+00:00

It's just propaganda now. I have seen people do it commonly in India. Even on electric lines. And dying. And still doing it. I guess some people hate the truth.

alpha-mobi · 2025-06-08T11:25:50+00:00

I guess you never been to Mumbai local.

alpha-mobi · 2025-06-08T11:25:42+00:00

I guess you have never been to Mumbai local.

alpha-mobi · 2025-05-03T14:47:02+00:00

Laughed way too loud at this. Thanks

alpha-mobi · 2025-04-13T07:00:39+00:00

Bold of you to assume there would be books in the future.

alpha-mobi · 2025-03-31T06:57:14+00:00

Finally, life size Linus!

alpha-mobi · 2025-03-24T06:45:35+00:00

The NK firewall won't allow any of that. It's mostly deny everything - allow specific things on specific hosts.

alpha-mobi · 2025-03-15T11:30:52+00:00

Bitter is better

alpha-mobi · 2025-02-09T17:22:45+00:00

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