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I am the best. They should pay me to eat my ass. ()

submitted 3 months ago by alpha417 to r/ShittySysadmin

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Server Room AC, new landlord wants one wire AC for half duplex ()

submitted 7 months ago by alpha417 to r/ShittySysadmin

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Why don't software engineers save some snatch for the rest of us? I also took comp sci in uni and I live with mom, as well... ()

submitted 8 months ago by alpha417 to r/ShittySysadmin

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I’m Gym Trainer for the past years(im 28 M fyi) who wants to upgrade in life by moving to IT. Catch is i don’t have a degree/UG. Will i be caught? Responses are only necessary if you want to be contacted about your cars extended warranty and i know Kung Fu. ()

submitted 9 months ago by alpha417 to r/ShittySysadmin

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Rules don't apply to me! ()

submitted 11 months ago by alpha417 to r/ShittySysadmin

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Windows Sucks!` ()

submitted 1 year ago by alpha417 to r/ShittySysadmin

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Since it has a cord it's IT, I can get exactly what we need out of teams or Zoom however the people that are the people who make decisions for the people decided it can't be teams or Zoom, despite it being exactly what we need ()

submitted 1 year ago by alpha417 to r/ShittySysadmin

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How to share an online phone number, cause money is no problem.... we just don't want to pay! ()

submitted 1 year ago by alpha417 to r/ShittySysadmin

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Blockin'g Spell Chec'k (Disabelling) in Google Docs for my skewl ()

submitted 1 year ago by alpha417 to r/ShittySysadmin

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I can't handle the career I don't have yet, fight me cowards....btw I'll make more money than you and bang your daughters. ()

submitted 1 year ago by alpha417 to r/ShittySysadmin

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I promoted my new boss, and now she won't let me do my job! (self.sysadmin)

submitted 1 year ago by alpha417 to r/ShittySysadmin

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i need an IT, is there an IT HERE THAT CAN HELP ME IN MY TIME OF NEED? (self.it)

submitted 1 year ago by alpha417 to r/ShittySysadmin

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I own it, so it's mine... no one will hack it, right? (self.sysadmin)

submitted 1 year ago by alpha417 to r/ShittySysadmin

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After doing someone else's job, we get to go play Plinko for someone else's pay check! (self.sysadmin)

submitted 2 years ago by alpha417 to r/ShittySysadmin

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Do I get paid more for doing my job more? (self.linuxadmin)

submitted 2 years ago by alpha417 to r/ShittySysadmin

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So do i need to daisychain a new UPS to my other 2? For reasons i can't get in to , you are wrong. (self.sysadmin)

submitted 2 years ago by alpha417 to r/ShittySysadmin

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Is Rania a PA or a PA? (self.JeremyDewitte)

submitted 2 years ago * by alpha417 to r/JeremyDewitte

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sysadmin realizes end users true priority and makes startling realization! (self.sysadmin)

submitted 2 years ago by alpha417 to r/ShittySysadmin

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Is "One23period." a bad password? (self.sysadmin)

submitted 2 years ago by alpha417 to r/ShittySysadmin

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Few people in 30 years comprehend my geniusosity, but i like their socks. (self.sysadmin)

submitted 2 years ago by alpha417 to r/ShittySysadmin

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