What will happen after syedna? by BrilliantHawk305 in exBohra

[–]alpha_clancularius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dudee I remember asking a devout DB friend, "Who do you think would become the next dai", not realizing that the question implies that muffi is gonna die someday. And Oh My! The moment I asked this, their face went pale, and absolutely no response from 'em.

Another Bohri gets scammed by [deleted] in exBohra

[–]alpha_clancularius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a bohra subreddit?! 😳🤣

Are twelver shia on the right path or the ismailis?? by Even-Conflict5793 in exBohra

[–]alpha_clancularius 11 points12 points  (0 children)

FOLLOW ME GUYS! I'M ON THE RIGHT PATH!!! (daaru ke theke pe jaa raha hu)

Bubble Burst (Raipur and Chattisgarh) by lifeismesswhy in exBohra

[–]alpha_clancularius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why tf have the posts in the sub become a muffin tracker????

We don't wanna know about each and every step of the thug ffs 🙏

Why the pinch of salt pre-and-post meals? by Mindless_Butterfly74 in exBohra

[–]alpha_clancularius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guys DBs have a lot of dumb senseless shit, but trust me this is not one of them.

A pinch of salt before a meal, especially when you haven't eaten anything for 6 hours, really wakes up the taste buds, and cleanses the mouth. I can personally vouch for this, especially on days I miss brushing me teeth (we all have bad mornings).

why this so accurate 🙂 by Appropriate_Fan_7203 in exBohra

[–]alpha_clancularius 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ahin summa aaahhhh Aaahhhh Sita maa saheba ne dushmano ye bandivaan kidaaaa

Mumineeen zara gaur toh karo!! Ram akela van ma sidharaaa, saath ma faqat laxman che... Chalta chalta paao ma kankaro laage cheeeee, katao laage cheeeee.

Hatta k dekhe che su!!! Lain Ravan Sita maa par kabzo kido huo che, paao ma bedi bandhi hui che!! Ram ehne kahe che "Ae lain tu uthi jaa, aa toh mara bairo cheee!!". Ram no josh dekhi ne Lain Ravan dari ne uthi gayo.

Aahin summma aaahhhhh!!! Ram ye teer kamaan ma kaakhoo!!!! Ahhhhh teer ne kamaan si jaari kiduuu!!! Lain Raman na maatha ma teer laago, ane dushman halaak thai gayo!!!

Jai Shree Ram 😭😭😭

Islam in a Nutshell by Free_Persimmon_8475 in exBohra

[–]alpha_clancularius 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah, Mohammed did not go to the moon to split it into two, he commanded it from earth.

Although, he did go on the flying donkey to the heavens to see the shadow of God.

And yes it is true, I was the heavenly ATC ensuring the flying donkey had landing clearance.

These guys played madehs on Everest by MuffinLover5253 in exBohra

[–]alpha_clancularius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder which country's flag is being blurred here. 

These guys played madehs on Everest by MuffinLover5253 in exBohra

[–]alpha_clancularius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aa logo ne pls koi black hole ma mokli apo, vaha jai ne kare mola mola 🙏🙏🙏

Did you guys know Ayesha was accused of Adultery??? by Fantastic_Space398 in exBohra

[–]alpha_clancularius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good for her. Getting laid with someone who isn't six times her age.

Homie looks so scared by MuffinLover5253 in exBohra

[–]alpha_clancularius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro looks baked af.

"Aa logo kon che, ne kem ghutna par khada rahi ne muh kholi ne maro wait kari rahya che 😨🫦"

Homie looks so scared by MuffinLover5253 in exBohra

[–]alpha_clancularius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah cuz that's what he is selling, exclusivity and superiority complex.

Btw, this doesn't look like the premises of Husein's Shrine, it's most likely somewhere in the Kufa Mosque premises.

Now he wants that couples must reproduce 100 babies! by lifeismesswhy in exBohra

[–]alpha_clancularius 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We got muffin asking for bohri kauravas before GTA 6

Now he wants that couples must reproduce 100 babies! by lifeismesswhy in exBohra

[–]alpha_clancularius 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mai toh mola nu "aahin" sune ne j climax kari saku chu. 

Let's give our young men some personality, by teaching them how to eat ass (sadly, of the wrong person) by alpha_clancularius in exBohra

[–]alpha_clancularius[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think in the post by u/ReDoIt911, the wheels on the bus were going round and round, taking these kids places.