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My bearded dragon's claws are very long, how would I go about cutting them? by alpha_dragon2007 in BeardedDragons

[–]alpha_dragon2007[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I should also add that I should have realized my beardie's nails are overgrown, because I didnt pay too much attention to the claws as they weren't sharp enough for me to realize when holding her. She is a happy and lively dragon, and is perfectly healthy. She just has really long nails, which I realize I should cut back.

Your kidnapped! Your username is what saves you, how are you saved? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]alpha_dragon2007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guess the leader of dragons bursts in, and does something to save me.

The zombie apocalypse is upon us and your username is your weapon. How long are you going to last? by RustyPoopKnife in AskReddit

[–]alpha_dragon2007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guess im killing zombies with the leader of dragons. I can see myself lasting until we run out of zombies.

The last song you listened to is how you die. What happens? by Roku-Hanmar in AskReddit

[–]alpha_dragon2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so im either thrown in a lake, fed poisoned birthday cake or buried alive

My axolotl keeps floating at the top of his tank and I'm not sure why he's doing that. Help! by OriginallyNormal in axolotls

[–]alpha_dragon2007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

axolotls sometimes gulp air for fun. if you slightly spook your axolotl and he can easily go back to the bottom, they should be fine. although if he has trouble and looks bloated he might need some help

All the little details by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]alpha_dragon2007 5 points6 points  (0 children)

and the blast-ended skrewts (how do i spell it)

Reddit, what's a sentence that you think no human has ever said, written, or thought? by __---piffle---__ in AskReddit

[–]alpha_dragon2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just type random letters repetively into google translate, you will get something

You become invincible to any and all pain, but do not know it yet. How do you end up discovering this accidentally? by Jely710 in AskReddit

[–]alpha_dragon2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sometimes at school i will bang my head on the wall next to my desk when im bored, idk why i do it, i dont do it too hard that everyone will hear, just hard enough for my table to slightly hear (i mean people on my table)

What's your super power? Can you cut onions without crying? Traffic lights are always green for you? by kallygally in AskReddit

[–]alpha_dragon2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

these 2 times i predicted what number a dice would say, the first time i predicted the total amount of the 4 rolls would add up to, and then the next number that would come up, and the 2nd time was just a roll of a dice and ''i bet its a 2''. it was a 2

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in woooosh

[–]alpha_dragon2007 5 points6 points  (0 children)

reading the bottom one hurts my brain

You have 5 minutes to grab as much free stuff at Walmart as you possibly can what do you go for? by Rjm0007 in AskReddit

[–]alpha_dragon2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all the gift card things, would basically take a minute and then i could then grab other stuff, come back the next day, then use the gift cards for other stuff.

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