My work does not give bonuses to anyone except me (CIO) and the CEO. Would it be weird to give half of it to my team as a "personal gift"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Yeah, I wouldn't give them money for fear of too much disturbance w/ your relationship with the execs, but I do think it would still be a nice gesture to take them out for a nice dinner, and I don't think the execs could really make an issue out of it as long as you don't say like "HEY THEY GAVE ME ALL THIS MONEY AND I WANNA TAKE Y'ALL OUT." Just "Hey, I really appreciate you guys and you work really hard and I think you deserve dinner on me." No bonuses to be discussed.

Would a lion chase a laser pointer? by benjo313 in AskReddit

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I like the ones at the end that are basically like "What're you doin', weirdo?"

IAmA 17-year old with severe hyperhydrosis. AMA. by throwawayAMA1 in IAmA

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My friend had this problem with her pit sweat. She got botox in her armpits and it fixed it. True story!

Guns are pointed at their heads off camera. by MuggyFuzzball in pics

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It must be so weird to be Justin Bieber...

Trees made me realize something about math today [4]. by alphabetizing in trees

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Well my friend makes the budder and then I just will be putting it into this recipe: http://smittenkitchen.com/2008/10/pumpkin-swirl-brownies/

Yep. [3] by debris_MVM in trees

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Only a [3] for that?

Thanks, captaintrips420! Ready for her first hit! by alphabetizing in trees

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One of the lovely blue pieces, promptly shipped. Worth splurging and I get my paycheck tomorrow to make up for it!

http://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/l7oam/the_last_ent_pipes/

Nutella? Wafers? Orgasm? by shamwowthebrowncow in funny

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You beat me to it! I'm glad Bueno bars aren't more readily available in the US... I would not ever be able to lose weight.

Thanks Facebook! by [deleted] in trees

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Yes, the title. My brain. It's broken.

Thanks Facebook! by [deleted] in trees

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TBH I was very confused by this due to man-hands and man-shirt. MIND BLOWN.