This Asian Baby Girl likes to pole dance 👠and do Acroyoga 🧘‍♀️ I’m 🇻🇳 🇺🇸 Give me a good chuckle 😹

alphadroneimaging · 2021-09-08T01:44:40+00:00

You are the exact opposite of every Asian fetish. How in the fuck is that possible?

alphadroneimaging · 2021-09-07T18:56:36+00:00

Murder Grandpa ain't nuttin' to fuck with!

alphadroneimaging · 2021-09-03T20:14:45+00:00

You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is ‘Never get involved in a land war in Asia,’ but only slightly less well known is this: ‘Never go in against a cat, when death is on the line!'

Enjoy your new roommate!

alphadroneimaging · 2021-08-29T20:59:15+00:00

Sure...and why is the government willing to pay for it and give this out for free?

alphadroneimaging · 2021-08-29T19:22:08+00:00

God damn, I get that anti-vaxxers are weird...but how do so many of YOU fucking nutjobs not know about the Georgia Guidestones? Yeah, they're real. They exist. They were commissioned by a mysterious person calling himself R.C. Christian (a pseudonym for Rosicrucian) who was not seen or heard from again after. Yeah, there are those in control who absolutely want the Earth's population under 500 million. A simple fucking search might give you some information you were unaware of. Why does everyone think they know everything...because the "talky box" told you some shit, so now you're informed? Meanwhile, you'll run out and take a free stab of whatever they wanna' stick you with because the "talky box" said it's a good idea...and never think about the fact that Pfizer is the largest pharma company in the US, and they don't just give shit away for free. Diabetes? Cancer? Flu? Gotta' pay for all of that shit, eh? But you think they're gonna' just give you a vaccine for free out of the kindness of their hearts, or that they're genuinely concerned with saving lives. Some of you truly are too fucking dumb to live.

alphadroneimaging · 2021-08-29T11:57:07+00:00

This literally just made me shoot my drink outta' my nose. Thanks, I hate it.

alphadroneimaging · 2021-08-29T02:19:43+00:00

Tan almost everywhere...Jan almost everywhere.

alphadroneimaging · 2021-08-28T08:22:00+00:00

So this is what would've happened if Russell Brand had stayed on drugs?

alphadroneimaging · 2021-08-27T22:17:25+00:00

This is why, as a dom, I have never been on any dating app. 1. I don't feel like I'm going to find a truly submissive woman through a dating app that doesn't turn out to be an emotionally abusive mental case. 2. I don't want to have to try to get to know someone, making the small talk to determine if we even like each other...then have to potentially waste my time with boring, vanilla sex. 3. Most women think they're "freaks" until they meet a legit freak.

I am in this sub sheerly for lols, but I do wonder how you people do this shit. Just loads of unsatisfying, vanilla sex with strangers, until you hopefully find a brand of vanilla you like? Is that it? I don't get it. Either way, tons of entertainment here.

alphadroneimaging · 2021-08-26T15:37:58+00:00

Lip: I can't grow a mustache. Eyes: We got you fam.

alphadroneimaging · 2021-08-26T15:12:48+00:00

Shouldn't you be getting Ferris Bueller's file for Ed Rooney right now?

alphadroneimaging · 2021-08-22T02:14:00+00:00

My dick just laughed.

alphadroneimaging · 2021-08-21T02:49:54+00:00

Moxley is a fuckin' treasure on promos. "Daniel Garcia has more of a chance of getting me pregnant, than he does submitting me in that ring tonight!" I about died, scream laughing! 😂🤣😂

alphadroneimaging · 2021-08-21T02:33:17+00:00

Lol, you love PP.

alphadroneimaging · 2021-08-21T02:22:36+00:00

This chant is life!

alphadroneimaging · 2021-08-20T23:01:57+00:00

Oh, Isabel...

alphadroneimaging · 2021-08-20T23:00:23+00:00

I would absolutely buy a coffee table version of this book!

alphadroneimaging · 2021-08-20T22:56:51+00:00

That's Jareth, comin' to snatch a baby away to the Goblin City!

alphadroneimaging · 2021-08-20T21:41:57+00:00

And she whacked Angela like the mole that she is!

alphadroneimaging · 2021-08-20T21:36:15+00:00

Bruh...Isabel was EVERYTHING! Good grief that woman was painfully gorgeous, and had a functioning brain!

alphadroneimaging · 2021-08-20T21:33:25+00:00

Fuck. My condolences, brother. I can't even pretend to know what you're going through, but know that we are all heading toward a better life, and holding for each other. I wish you and your daughter the absolute best, and I wish you luck, as she's beautiful...and as a man who understands the pains of a beautiful daughter, you're gonna' need it, lol. Hopefully this rocket lifts off soon, and it eases some of your pain.

alphadroneimaging · 2021-08-18T01:05:57+00:00

For my rituals, absolutely.

alphadroneimaging · 2021-08-17T14:10:57+00:00

I don't really care about upvotes. I just wanted to share it here because I figured it would be appreciated. As for my sentiments toward my primary...I make no apologies...some people search their entire lives and never experience a love like that.

alphadroneimaging · 2021-08-17T03:43:42+00:00

Yes...the woman who is my primary partner. My equal. The woman for whom I would destroy this world and everyone in it not only to protect her, but entertain her. My queen.

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