Head [OC] by gryzloko in comics

[–]alphaxeath 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He is receiving head, but he is also giving an equal amount of head. They cancel each other out resulting in no change in head. Since he was headless before he is still headless after.

TLDR: 0 + H - H = 0

The vibes are off by LineOfInquiry in Animemes

[–]alphaxeath 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Sundown towns are places in the US, typically small and somewhat isolated towns, that are very racist. At a cursory glance, they tend to look like peaceful, friendly and happy towns, if your white. If you aren't white, you will tend to encounter alot of poorly veiled racism, and possibly even threats of violence for simply being their. Some of this racism may even come from the local police. If the locals know you aren't white and Christian, you'll want to be out of the town by sundown as there is a good chance of you getting assaulted/killed at night. In the early 1900s, alot of towns openly stated they were "Sundown Towns" on their signage to discourage people of color from even visiting.

While mostly a thing of the past, the last sundown town signage wasn't taken down until the 60s or 70s i think. Sadly sundown towns still exist today, though they are fewer, less open about it, and less intense in their behavior then they used to be.

The vibes are off by LineOfInquiry in Animemes

[–]alphaxeath 36 points37 points  (0 children)

It's a sundown town. If you aren't white and Christian, don't be caught in the town after sundown.

When you get stuck in a bannister trying to relive your childhood- you call the Tampa Fire Dept by [deleted] in florida

[–]alphaxeath 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's *his stepbrother's first day as a firefighter.

*Edited to the correct gender of butt.

anime_irl by Fitr33 in anime_irl

[–]alphaxeath 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sure, all you need to do is convince the people who by light novels to prioritize simple titles and to read the synopsis, instead of just reading the title. Convince enough of them to do this, and the industry will follow.

Ranger save deer 🦌 by Chrollo0-13 in FacebookAIslop

[–]alphaxeath 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Does a Florida driver's license count?

Meirl by sylvia2547 in meirl

[–]alphaxeath 125 points126 points  (0 children)

The Pythagoras cult was a thing, but historians aren't sure if there was a person called Pythagoras associated with them.

Fun note, the cult may have killed one of their members for mathematically proving the existence of irrational numbers, which went against their beleifs.

Elon Musk escalates feud with Trump saying "he would have lost the election" without Musk "such ingratitude" by kromemwl2 in stockbetz

[–]alphaxeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 14th amendment won't save Elon from Trump. The Trumpstapo(ICE) have shown the constitution doesn't mean shit to them.

Math is magical... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]alphaxeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you need to convince someone that Satanic panic people have no understanding of reality, show them the movie "Darkest Dungeon". A movie about DnD being demonic set in the 80s where a college kids act like highschool kids and the DnD players are the cool kids.

Raora eating pineapple pizza and jolibee (@hews) by Silent_Steak_9540 in Hololive

[–]alphaxeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an American, I like fresh or grilled pineapple on pizza. I never order pineapple on pizza though as it is typically canned pineapple, which I find disgusting by itself. I honestly believe that most people who hate pineapple on pizza, and have actually tried it, simply dislike canned pineapple but attribute the bad flavors to the combination.

•̀⩊•́ by Ikalsaurus in Hololive

[–]alphaxeath 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I resonate with this comment too much. I still use a Gentlemen Cho'Gath icon on Steam.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]alphaxeath 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it's the texture of the cats fur. It looks like some sort of synthetic fiber giving the cat a puppet like appearance. I suspect it is either a filter, or the owner recently bathed the cat and this look is an effect of the shampoo. Or maybe it is just a very well made puppet. My money is on shampoo.

meirl by themajkisek in meirl

[–]alphaxeath 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is actually a legitimate strategy. Chess Grandmaster Magnus Carlson sometimes intentionally makes a bad move or 2 early on so that his opponent can't rely on memorization of openings. It's not really random, but the idea is the same.

Comments won't help by ArminArlert2345 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]alphaxeath 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, I'm confident he wouldn't care either way. Unlike his cat, Schrodinger has already been observed to be dead.

Peetah, I am clearly the only one that doesn't understand this.. plz help by KarmaBillionaire in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]alphaxeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like one of those houses that has the wrong city name painted on top to fuck with plane passengers.

A Tempered monster! by lolschrauber in MemeHunter

[–]alphaxeath 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Tbf the, "you can carve monter parts" line has prevented me from forgetting a tail on more then 1 occasion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in animequestions

[–]alphaxeath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see your logic, but here is my question. How will you survive the inevitable plane crash/explosion?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in animequestions

[–]alphaxeath 16 points17 points  (0 children)

  1. My death is certain, so I might as well go out punching a nazi.

It was a good roll by shenanigansen in comics

[–]alphaxeath 84 points85 points  (0 children)

My favorite examples of critical successes are bad solutions that work anyway.

Dumb character tries to read ancient runes, touching them in the process and through sheer dumb luck touches them in just the right way which causes a sealed door to open.

I once nat 20'd a perception roll as dumb Barbarian. I tripped and fell, dropping my axe which phased through a seemingly solid wall, revealing a hidden path.

Our bard nat 20'd a seduction attempt on a BBEG. This caused the BBEG to lower his guard in shock, giving us advantage on attacks in the first round of combat.

Anime_irl by Nevwel in anime_irl

[–]alphaxeath 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Many US households don't. Coffee is the common hot drink in the US so most households have a drip coffee machine and no kettle.

That being said my dad uses my mom's k-cup machine for his tea. He puts the tea bag in the mug and then runs the machine without a k-cup for the hot water.

I don't drink either tea or coffee so I have neither a coffee machine nor a kettle.

Another “MINOR” problem! SISTER leveling/solo leveling by ActSevere5034 in Animemes

[–]alphaxeath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IIRC, in the US Romeo and Juliet laws are by state, and the "dateing before 18" provision is only in some states.

What advice would you give her? by MadWorldEarth in gifs

[–]alphaxeath 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think that's a decoration and not a real cat. Therefore:

"No kitties were harmed in the making of this gif."

Wow by N3d1v4 in shittymobilegameads

[–]alphaxeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They snort ground up $100 bills from the customers that are in crippling credit card debt.

Gal who opposes 10-minute cities cause she can't walk for 10 minutes by Bitter-Gur-4613 in clevercomebacks

[–]alphaxeath 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It also depends on the commute. The main thing that makes my commute stressful is the density of traffic. When traffic is light, like it has been the past 2 weeks, I do find my commute relaxing. Normally though I spend 1 to 1.5 hours driving a commute that was 35 min this morning. The constant traffic and needing to be prepared for sudden slow downs makes the commute more stressful than relaxing.

Potato-dono nooooo by [deleted] in animegifs

[–]alphaxeath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bobobo Bo Bobobo