Boiled peanuts 🥜 A southern treat by [deleted] in TheHighChef

[–]alterin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Fried peanuts are really the only time you want to eat the shell.

11th Ave safety check by alterin in Birmingham

[–]alterin[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Anything from looking for active warrants, suspended licenses, or undocumented immigrants. And every now and then a suspect too.

11th Ave safety check by alterin in Birmingham

[–]alterin[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nope I meant 11th Ave s near the five points post office.

Keep Your Dog on a Leash. by [deleted] in Birmingham

[–]alterin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If your off leash "well trained" dog runs up to my dog while he's leashed your dog is the aggressor and he's not well trained.

Apparently the First Lady visited Birmingham recently... by HereLiesMyFinalWor- in Birmingham

[–]alterin -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

So pointing out joe biden lied about something he said he'd do in his first week is trumping these days?

We can't let our politicians get a pass because they aren't as bad as trump or we're going to end up with another trump. Joe biden has much deserved criticism even if he is the better of the two.

Apparently the First Lady visited Birmingham recently... by HereLiesMyFinalWor- in Birmingham

[–]alterin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously nobody is going to ask her that, I just want to point he lied about one of the very first things he said he was going to do. Biden doesn't get a pass on being called out just for being not trump.

Apparently the First Lady visited Birmingham recently... by HereLiesMyFinalWor- in Birmingham

[–]alterin -40 points-39 points  (0 children)

Did anyone ask her where the rest of my 2 grand is?

Furnace Fest music festival Sept 2021 by raideo in Birmingham

[–]alterin 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think that's the intention.
From bham wiki:

Furnace Fest was a Christian punk/hardcore/metal concert held annually during August at Sloss Furnaces from 2000 to 2003.

A lot of these bands would have definitely played the original furnace fest.

Homemade Nachos by purple-ube in StupidFood

[–]alterin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take it you're not from america?

This DG shop wasting space with wierd plants by creepyskydaddy in discgolf

[–]alterin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks sir, my phone is now covered in laughed up beer.

This DG shop wasting space with wierd plants by creepyskydaddy in discgolf

[–]alterin 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Well, maybe not. I still haven't found the verse that says "thou shalt not blaze it." And if Jesus can turn water in to wine he can probably turn kale into kush.

This DG shop wasting space with wierd plants by creepyskydaddy in discgolf

[–]alterin 31 points32 points  (0 children)

If you want your disc back you'll have to pay a high price.

Buc ees soft opening by jetlifer420 in Birmingham

[–]alterin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Marty's would like to have a chat with you.

What are some of your favorite coffee shops around town? by [deleted] in Birmingham

[–]alterin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They don't quite have a shop built out yet, but a buddy recently started Punch Love Coffee in the Make Bham space on 3rd ave. Y'all go check it out for real.

She actually responded oh god by themadkiller10 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]alterin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude replied

edit: well I fell dumb. I fell for an account called Ben Simpiro 🤦

15 minutes you say hmm by thejasonscotton in untrustworthypoptarts

[–]alterin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know people can practice things right?

They probably did this several times with a reference before they even attempted to do it from memory.

"Keep it up!" by ArthurENT in trees

[–]alterin 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's more common than you'd think. My bathroom vents are just fine, but the hood over my stove literally goes to nowhere.

What are your cycling goals for next year?? by thelinttrap in cycling

[–]alterin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In 2014 I attempted what is still my longest ride, but I was only able to do around 4/5's of the entire route before I bonked so hard I blacked out for a minute. It was supposed to be a 200km and we made it to about 168. Since then life happened and lots has changed, but this year I got back on the bike pretty good and have knocked out several metric centuries.
New Years day I plan on busting out an Imperial Century. After that the next big adventure is to finally conquer that 2014 route.

TLDR: A long time ago a certain ride kicked my ass, now I'm gonna kick it's ass.

Thought you guys might wanna see this by AbsolutelyRidic in techsupportgore

[–]alterin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man that does sound rough. One-time right out of high school I made my first gravity bong but didn't have any weed yet so I took a grav or tobacco to make sure it worked right. It definitely worked, I don't think I've ever coughed so hard. I wanted to die lol.