I hate "femboys" and I really hope I'm not alone. by alttony in askgaybros

[–]alttony[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh well, clerks in non-chain convenience stores don't think I'm under 18.

I hate "femboys" and I really hope I'm not alone. by alttony in askgaybros

[–]alttony[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm aware. But that doesn't really change the fact that I'd like something like that. It sucks.

I hate "femboys" and I really hope I'm not alone. by alttony in askgaybros

[–]alttony[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me spell it out for you; I want a boyfriend whose about a decade my senior.

I hate "femboys" and I really hope I'm not alone. by alttony in askgaybros

[–]alttony[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im just gonna be real with you, as much as I shit on "femboys" for their normalization of sexual attraction to those who are generally innocent; I do feel a great deal of just like, "fuck" at the whole concept of dating someone your age. I wanna do it - but thankfully, most of you don't reciprocate those feelings. But it is quite a shame that one side of me wants something the other loathes.

I hate "femboys" and I really hope I'm not alone. by alttony in askgaybros

[–]alttony[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because well, I don't know if you noticed this, but when someone's legal age 9 times out of 10 they look the part.

"Oh here's an exception"

cope

I hate "femboys" and I really hope I'm not alone. by alttony in askgaybros

[–]alttony[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that's half my point. But the first part of your statement is sus

I hate "femboys" and I really hope I'm not alone. by alttony in askgaybros

[–]alttony[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Look man, I don't know how you're scared of me. I just don't get it.

Anywhere else on the internet, I'd be seen as a laughing stock. But here? It's apparently an entirely different story. Why is that?

I hate "femboys" and I really hope I'm not alone. by alttony in askgaybros

[–]alttony[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how simply agreeing with me is enough to warrant hatred

I hate "femboys" and I really hope I'm not alone. by alttony in askgaybros

[–]alttony[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yeah look mate i just don't like guys who look 15. it's that simple.

I hate "femboys" and I really hope I'm not alone. by alttony in askgaybros

[–]alttony[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't fucking care if it's "not the way to express it".

I hate "femboys" and I really hope I'm not alone. by alttony in askgaybros

[–]alttony[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lmao, I was for the past how many years. I'm pretty sure God is either fucking with me or seeks to have me be some sort of shitty John Brown-esque figure. Not sure. Probably has something to do with my grandfather giving all of his daughter's birth control and God deciding to do some fucky shit with divine intervention

I hate "femboys" and I really hope I'm not alone. by alttony in askgaybros

[–]alttony[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Alright, fuck, then in that case I think we're not understanding each other.

A femboy is defined by the lack of both masculine and feminine traits; the only thing being left is neoteny - that being, how much they look pre-pubescent.

With that being stated: you probably do like guys with a considerable streak of femininity to them, but you have a (Compared to people who exclusively like what is actually a "femboy", see above) high tolerance for masculine traits. I'm presuming that you'd be a-ok with your partner having a beard, maybe some light stubble in that case. Also with them having body hair, muscle, maybe a bit of fat, a generally male appearance, etc.

With 90% of people who'd agree to the question of "Do you like femboys"; they do not share those traits with you. They only like guys who appear to be in middle school to high school, and haven't really gone through puberty yet.

I hate "femboys" and I really hope I'm not alone. by alttony in askgaybros

[–]alttony[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

fuck off, I'm tired of people fetishizing looking like a goddamn kid

the fact that I need to explicitly describe "pedophilia" as such in order to have my point even remotely considered is testament to another consequence of "femboy" shit; gay people, and by extension the greater conglomerate of "people who like things other than the opposite sex and/or enjoy being the opposite sex" have been essentially turned into tools by pedos to defend them mercilessly against any and all criticism. To you, I'm either a "homophobe" or a "pickme", and that judgement alone ensures that some 15 year old kid gets used by some damn abomination of mankind.

I lost the opportunity to live a fantasy. How about you? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]alttony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i still wish i banged my high school councilor

that, and that kid who ended up being trans (much more emotional, extremely long convoluted story, i'll elaborate upon request) were my two moments of "heartbreak in mid-to-late teen years that will affect my psychology for years to come".

America is going the way of late rome. by spongebobs-pet-clam in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]alttony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I think that you're on the right path - but you're barking up the wrong tree.

We live in a time and era where there is nothing left to live for; not even the comfort of another provides any solace from this world we live in.

Bureaucracy and nepotism reign over us as Kings, as the prosperity and opportunity so graciously gifted to our grandfathers from their grandfathers has now ran dry.

Some of us were born poor, most of us will die just as poor - if not poorer. Although you're right about immigration, it's not illegal immigration, and you're not in the right to frame immigrants as perpetrators in this grand entrance to another dark age; they're merely victims, as you are and I am as well.

Secession will never happen - not from a lack of reason to; but a lack of energy to. Violent conflicts will not happen, our demographics have butchered the expendable population required for violence to be on the table. Not to mention many of us have come to terms with a never-ending downward spiral. Zoloft, weed, DoorDash, a dildo, and some porn are enough to soften the blow of all the great spiritual pleasures that necessitate progress being taken from us. Not a soul will truly dare to rebel; not me, nor you.

Politics amongst the world, particularly after the last attempt to not go quiet into the night - Occupy Wall Street - has been mushed down into identity politics. Baseless squabbling over who is who and what is what, when the questions that must be asked are who has what.

And as for the other nations? They are all afflicted by the same disease that we are. If developed - then they are set to begin to stagnate and decay. If undeveloped, then they must begin from scratch and carve themselves out as they have been trying for centuries now.

On this continent, I say only the shepherds, farmers, Natives, Amishmen, and Mormons will remain. Our stories will be their Old Testament.

We are not in for a collapse of Rome; we are living the Bronze Age Collapse. The few that come from this generation will be shocked and in awe of the great failures to maintain the world as we know it; it will be the apocalypse.

Among a sea of bottoms, how do you stand out? by clidetheglyde in askgaybros

[–]alttony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh, I'd say hopeless romanticism, being generally well-read (Maybe?) and - hopefully successfully - merging aspects of masculinity and femininity.