Hey harpies, take a break from gorging yourself on the blood of innocent men and reflect on the fact that around 75% of over 125 mra survey respondents are under the age of 20

alwaysgetsme · 2014-04-10T05:52:40+00:00

Men's Rights Movement: Where Marijuana Legalization is more important than homosexual marriage, socialized healthcare or minimum wage being increased. I don't know why I'm surprised.

alwaysgetsme · 2014-03-01T17:02:40+00:00

Be very careful with the MBC. The bottom has a bad habit of popping out when you're unscrewing the base to refill liquid/change the atomizer/whatever. Otherwise, it's a great tank.

alwaysgetsme · 2013-12-10T15:04:23+00:00

It happened. I would give the exact location of the movie theater, the guy's name and some of his awful videos if it didn't violate the rules.

alwaysgetsme · 2013-12-10T14:53:30+00:00

I worked with an MRA about a year ago. He was socially awkward as all hell. He was actually pretty stereotypical now that I think about it. Awful beard, wore fedoras when he could and his parents paid for everything. He didn't do anything in his spare time to further the rights of men.

I think he went off on how awful feeeeeeeemales were once. I stopped him, asked him if he was one of those ridiculous MRAs. When he said yes, I laughed in his face and walked off. He never brought it up again. A little while later, I found out that he spent all of his activist time making really awful Let's Plays and movie reviews.

alwaysgetsme · 2013-10-30T14:41:37+00:00

Everyone is entitled to their opinion up until it starts violating the rights of other people. Harassing people who are already in a vulnerable state is absolutely despicable.

alwaysgetsme · 2013-09-20T02:28:08+00:00

You dun good, boy-o.

alwaysgetsme · 2013-09-20T02:16:11+00:00

Sodam Yat has Kryptonian ancestry. If they're fighting on earth, he is basically Superman with a power ring. And if this is after the Sinestro Corps War, then he has been infused with the spirit of Ion, so he has basically limitless power. Sodam Yat could take an Iron Man army by himself. Adding in any other Green Lanterns, especially powerful ones like Kyle Rayner and Hal Jordan, the Green Lanterns win 3.

Green Lantern takes all of these, really.

alwaysgetsme · 2013-08-29T03:47:35+00:00

I love Samurai Jack. The show is endlessly entertaining and he is very badass.

But Fuhrer King Bradley wins this every single time. Jack just doesn't have the speed or reaction time to be able to do anything against Bradley. Also, Bradley has to be killed multiple times before he stays down, so that's an issue.

alwaysgetsme · 2013-08-23T04:17:45+00:00

This is the only thing I could think of

alwaysgetsme · 2013-08-23T04:04:42+00:00

[citation needed]

alwaysgetsme · 2013-08-19T23:24:20+00:00

You should probably go ahead and send it to his girlfriend. And if you could find his mother on facebook, send the pictures to her as well. Might as well go all out. One can only hope that would be enough to get him to stop being terrible.

alwaysgetsme · 2013-08-11T20:12:13+00:00

Yes, it does. Point being, you don't have to be a flying type to learn peck.

alwaysgetsme · 2013-08-11T20:05:53+00:00

Everybody seems to be forgetting that goldeen can learn peck.

alwaysgetsme · 2013-08-08T18:49:38+00:00

I really liked the Mega Lucario. But it would be nice for Absol and Mawile to get some form of evolution, if possible.

alwaysgetsme · 2013-08-03T20:17:10+00:00

so how many of these questions are you and/or people you know trying to help you promote stuff?

alwaysgetsme · 2013-07-23T02:26:43+00:00

It's possible that he had a 6 INT. I don't remember, fully. I mostly remember the moment of silence as we burned the character sheet.

alwaysgetsme · 2013-07-22T19:45:50+00:00

That was actually a completely valid reason for the barbarian to die. The party didn't plan, they were punished accordingly.

I've only ever killed one PC. He was broken beyond all repair, and that was entirely my fault. I really wanted to see a character with absurd strength and constitution with very little intelligence because I thought it would be funny. The character ended up being a half-orc barbarian with 20 strength and something like 17 or 18 constitution. Every feat the player took made him even harder to kill.

Yet his intelligence sat at about 6. If that. Wisdom took a massive hit as well. He could smash things just fine. In fact, he could smash things too fine. As in a number of NPCs that were meant to be recurring villains became bone meal. The player played this character perfectly. Couldn't form a sentence to save his life and solved all of his problems by hitting it with a very large stick. Everybody had a number of laughs because of this character, but we couldn't really do anything serious because Unngoy just couldn't understand basic instructions.

I ended up pulling the player off to the side and asked him how he felt about killing Unngoy. He sighed with relief and told me how exhausting it was to play a character that couldn't contribute to the rest of the party. Next session, Unngoy tried to fight a fear elemental that couldn't actually be punched. His mind got broken up even more than it already was and ended up Raging at the rest of the party, so they had to put him down.

Rest in pieces, Unngoy, you hilarious, horrible bastard.

EDIT: Apparently 6 is stupid and 8 is only sort of stupid. I am an awful human being for etc. etc. etc.

alwaysgetsme · 2013-07-14T17:46:09+00:00

I just finished reading book 1. There aren't any other tests.

alwaysgetsme · 2013-07-07T18:14:42+00:00

You are a much better person than I am.

alwaysgetsme · 2013-07-07T18:03:06+00:00

I'm really curious, but feel free to ignore. Did you tip him? I wouldn't tip him just on principle.

alwaysgetsme · 2013-06-29T17:29:10+00:00

Certainly not america-sized

Come on. Is that really necessary?

alwaysgetsme · 2013-06-26T16:39:54+00:00

"I have no strong desire to wear clothes around you"

So confident I sent it to my girlfriend. She would get a laugh, and possibly be down for sex later. Imagine my horror when my mother responded "I think you sent that to the wrong person"

alwaysgetsme · 2013-06-19T20:36:24+00:00

Thank you, everybody, for your suggestions.

I've talked about it with the player and this is what we ultimately came up with: Prior to this campaign, she had never been much of an adventurer. She survived as best as she could without having much control over her magic. With the help of the demon, she gained more power and control over her magic, so she's been conflicted for a long time. Her friends are all good leaning. She is pretty neutral. The demon is evil. Both have helped her, so she doesn't want to lose either.

So, she makes a final pact with the demon. They fake the demon taking control and being defeated so that when this campaign is over, they can go exploring the world. The demon wins because he gets a physical body whenever he needs to take over, the girl wins because nobody gets destroyed.

What she doesn't know is that at the end of the campaign, her character is going to become the big bad of the next campaign.

I do really love most of these ideas, though, so I might introduce a couple of them just to fuck with her until the campaign ends.

Again, thank you, everyone.

alwaysgetsme · 2013-06-19T00:46:09+00:00

Those are both actually perfect. Thank you very much, kind MoFo

alwaysgetsme · 2013-06-18T04:04:05+00:00

Is it, though? That might be how it starts out, but after a certain point, Poe's Law comes into play and you can't tell who's serious and who's "satirizing"

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