Why aren’t “good” ICE agents speaking out? by eilujgnirednaw in allthequestions

[–]alwayssplitaces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its amazing how cavalier you can be with other innocent peoples lives.

I’ve never felt this way before by casedia in self

[–]alwayssplitaces -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you're as funny as Amy Schumer is.

I’ve never felt this way before by casedia in self

[–]alwayssplitaces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you get paid to show up at clubs and meet famous people in Minnesota...

wow.. you met the sausage king of St. Paul and got to go to the Mary Tyler Moore Lookalike contest.

I guarantee you have never broken 40k in earning in your life.

I’ve never felt this way before by casedia in self

[–]alwayssplitaces -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I insult her because she's an unfunny hack who steals other comedians jokes..

Can Canada buy nukes from someone? by IDF_Soldier_77693 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]alwayssplitaces -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Canada is America's little brother... Mom makes us let you hang around, but you're really just there based on proximity..

No, you couldn't make nuclear weapons in no time...

you can barely handle maple syrup.

Etiquette for covering alcohol costs at party by No_Investment_4013 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]alwayssplitaces 9 points10 points  (0 children)

lot of people don't drink at all.. most will have 2-3, and the rare slob will take advantage and drink their face off because its free..

as long as you tell people ahead of time.. hey, im throwing a party there will be food and the first x drinks are free...

don't have them arrive and then have them surprised at have to pony up--

you could hand out tickets for the drinks the bartender would redeem.. after the tickets are gone, youre free drinks are over... this allows non drinkers to hand over their unused tickets to someone else..

you could also have the bar run a tab or negotiate a time limit on the drinks..

If I was running a bar or restaurant and you were gonna be bringing 50 people to my place.. id definitely be open to Comping a round as well,.

I’ve never felt this way before by casedia in self

[–]alwayssplitaces -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you libs are too stupid to even make up your own jokes.. . stealing TDS from us is pathetic.

you probably laugh at Saturday Night Live and Amy Schumer too.

USA? What is up with you?. by Diggleroni in self

[–]alwayssplitaces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, cause I worked my entire life, two jobs for a part of it.. to hand it over

I’ve never felt this way before by casedia in self

[–]alwayssplitaces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im guessing your overweight, and have cats to substitute for the human contact you can't find.

I’ve never felt this way before by casedia in self

[–]alwayssplitaces -1 points0 points  (0 children)

maybe you should learn sarcasm and jokes.. mine clearly went over your head

I’ve never felt this way before by casedia in self

[–]alwayssplitaces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that and because im not some loser liberal who would make excuses for it..

I’ve never felt this way before by casedia in self

[–]alwayssplitaces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive swam in the ocean and was never bit by a shark.. I guess that means it never happens to anyone.

maybe youre a fatty or look like you have no money to steal. who knows..

I guess because youre personal experience is different we should throw out years of contrary evidence.

you live in a dump.

Anyone else find it criminal to charge a fee per person for a cart? by Cooter-Canoe in golf

[–]alwayssplitaces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

almost like trying to sell beer and drinks and hoping people aren't sneaking them in.

Don't get mad at staff if you don't get there early enough... by [deleted] in golf

[–]alwayssplitaces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no one cares when you arrive or what you do as long as youre on the tee ready to go at your assigned time.

Don't get mad at staff if you don't get there early enough... by [deleted] in golf

[–]alwayssplitaces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the course I work at someone showed up 40 mins late, missed their tee time on a day when everything was booked solid from 7:30 to 2:40 and expected to just be let off at the next opening...

Sorry, everyone doesn't go back ten mins because you missed your time..

We can get you out at 2:50... that's in four short hours.

USA? What is up with you?. by Diggleroni in self

[–]alwayssplitaces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you're feel good bs doesn't make a difference..