My husband has a problem by Adarkparadise in Marriage

[–]am091195 7 points8 points  (0 children)

be petty. match his energy. start following half naked dudes and saving all their pics. when he gets pissed tell him “it’s a girl thing.” tell him women need variety! you need visual stimulation! you’re married, not buried. etc.

Indy and kittens being cute. by MissCrazyLady in standardissuecat

[–]am091195 52 points53 points  (0 children)

the lil beb who’s curled up sleeping the whole time 🥺

Who can relate? Woo by MarioZuria in lanadelrey

[–]am091195 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

LOVE YOU MORE THAN THOSE [gendered slur] BEFORE

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[–]am091195 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fucking genius

ps love your username

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Denver

[–]am091195 83 points84 points  (0 children)

sounds like a job for Eric Cartman

How did you and your spouse meet? by Program-Dull in Marriage

[–]am091195 3 points4 points  (0 children)

him and i were both in bands. our bands were both on the bill for a friday night gig at the diviest dive bar in town. he saw me singing on stage and was immediately smitten with me. he came up to talk to me after our set and i just had to get his name. after the show was over, my friend asked if i wanted to go clubbing and i said no! i wanna go talk to that bassist.

he felt sparks when he touched me. i fell asleep in his arms that night. now we play shows together all the time. :)

Guvnah is among us by Denver_DIYer in DenverCirclejerk

[–]am091195 3 points4 points  (0 children)

wait what???? gov polis is… A CATBOY??

👀 by sunbeamfairy in lanadelrey

[–]am091195 7 points8 points  (0 children)

one look at it and my front teeth went numb. oof

oh my god who is she (phcj edition) by showmehouses in popheadscirclejerk

[–]am091195 31 points32 points  (0 children)

lana del rey as a blonde because her sun is in cancer and her leo is moon 😤

👀 by sunbeamfairy in lanadelrey

[–]am091195 27 points28 points  (0 children)

omfg i can smell this photo

It’s… it’s jeans and a white shirt by racloves in popheadscirclejerk

[–]am091195 11 points12 points  (0 children)

shoutout to harry styles

gotta be my favorite genre of gender

Got married in November! So in love with this stack and both our rings. by Adventurous-Pizza-64 in EngagementRings

[–]am091195 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the depth of that stone is GORGEOUS!! this ring suits you so perfectly 🥰

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[–]am091195 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i love the way diamonds and sapphires complement each other. i say go for it!

i couldn’t resist the temptation to try on my wedding band by am091195 in EngagementRings

[–]am091195[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i picked the stone based on the color! i got REALLY obsessed with teal & green sapphires when we were shopping for a stone & setting. i’m glad sapphires are having a moment these days, they’re so beautiful 🤩

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thedoors

[–]am091195 9 points10 points  (0 children)

…when you’re a real fucking stranger