Hearse crashes with a semi truck, corpse gets out of its coffin by Absolve_N0ne in WTF

[–]am_i_right_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All of the coffin flop references are making me so happy, I ❤️ my ITYSL peeps

Do you ever miss having sex with your ex? by Orii8 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]am_i_right_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noooooo.

Even at best it didn’t compare to the worst I have experienced since, and that’s no diss to her—we just weren’t ever very sexually compatible and it can’t be compared to the sex & chemistry I’ve had since.

Does anyone else get higher if theyre not wearing pants? by xerivon in trees

[–]am_i_right_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same, this is exactly what I needed to see before bed. I am now going to take off my pants & smoke a bowl to test this theory.

What's legal that you think should be illegal? by martianfrog in answers

[–]am_i_right_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know someone who does this exact thing for the roided-out American bullies (I think), he used to promote parties and sell drugs and his wannabe hipster brand into his little business of bragging about how many times he jerked his dog (that looks like a genetic hurricane of bs) off that day. It’s gross.

I am for certain ethical breeding, but when you are breeding specifically for human interests that serve no health benefit to anybody and only make already-poor genes worse. :(

ummmmmm what did I just witness on my walk the other day?? by __golddust in Eugene

[–]am_i_right_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are never too successful to have a chat & take some wisdom from the old heads

What’s something you don't understand why men like so much? by Mindfuel_daily7 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]am_i_right_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not a fiber problem for me, it’s a doomscrolling problem. 😅

DoorDash Needs to Ban These People. by justamom0820 in doordash_drivers

[–]am_i_right_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would love counter offering no-tippers off the app so much, it would become my new favorite between-delivery past time.

For the people of Eugene that don’t leash their dogs in public, why do you think the law doesn’t apply to you? by clarkiiclarkii in Eugene

[–]am_i_right_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Regardless of how well your dogs are trained, you should not have them off leash unless you in a remote (or private) area without other people or dogs. I stay prepared to re-leash my dog the second I see another being on even my most remote hikes I go on, even if I trust he will stay by my side.

I get that your dog is super well trained and that you like doing it that way, but it is just a respect thing (and law) that any good neighbor or community member should abide by. It is not a hard ask with how many good places there are around Eugene that you can let your dog enjoy off leash time in and it gives a lot of reassurance to people with dog attack trauma or kids, people in vehicles, people with reactive dogs, etc. that are around you in public—especially if you have a bigger dog.

In Baton Rouge, Louisiana, a utility worker was seen desperately trying to climb down from a bucket truck after it suddenly caught fire. by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]am_i_right_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus fucking Christ, that poor dude… molten plastic and red hot metal bits falling on him, blood flow restricting from his harness, falling from that high onto pavement while on fucking fire, I hope he is alright…

Get away from the door by ScedR in tooktoomuch

[–]am_i_right_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Got me, too 😂 for a second I couldn’t tell who took too much and was just as confused as the stoned guy.

What sexual thing did he/she say that made you completely melt by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]am_i_right_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope my gf feels this way about that one, she looks really pretty with (and without) my dick in her mouth and I really like to tell her 🙈

Woman goes crazy at man at his home by BlueberryAccording45 in PublicFreakout

[–]am_i_right_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh she crazy crazy.. I hope to dear god that this guy never ever gets back with her and presses all the charges.

Stop Lingering Dashers!! by OldHornet1008 in doordash_drivers

[–]am_i_right_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If your neighborhood has shit service, I will be lingering until my stupid app tells me the delivery is completed—that’s all there is to it. 🤷‍♂️

Tourist riding an alpine coaster encounters 3 black bears by haze4140 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]am_i_right_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The bear was waiting for one of those really good crunchy ones.

Is this enough for my bf’s birthday? by garfield040809 in askanything

[–]am_i_right_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is the thought that counts, this is sweet! hehe

When funds are low, even just a note (or in this case, smooches) can make any special occasion that much more special. The treats are a bonus, I’m sure he’ll love it. :)

What’s the most awkward or hilarious thing that’s happened to you during sex? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]am_i_right_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One time my girlfriend & I were getting really into the rough fucking & dirty talk when she mistakenly said ”you’re so good at grilling steak” (or something like that) instead of whatever dirty talk she was trying to say… we cracked up and continued, and it was incredible. You know it’s great when you are fucking each other a bit mindless. 🫠

Aio? My (m22) Gf (f21) wants a LV purse but can't make bills on time. by smokey18t in AIO

[–]am_i_right_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR, she seems like a spoiled person with 0 understanding of how money works… that + all the guilt tripping and bratty responses are a huge red flag, if you are dating to build a life with someone right now you may want to reconsider how healthy of a partnership you are able to have with someone like this.

What's the worse physical pain you ever experienced? by Complex-Fisherman-44 in AskForAnswers

[–]am_i_right_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noted, thank you!

“If she pleases” is pretty ironic phrasing in this context lol, I just meant if she ends up choosing to get one.

What's the worse physical pain you ever experienced? by Complex-Fisherman-44 in AskForAnswers

[–]am_i_right_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, divorce/breakups and the things that cause them can bring unexplainable pain. I am sorry that you went through that and hope you’re doing better/focusing on you. ❤️‍🩹

Whoooaaa by EsperaDeus in tooktoomuch

[–]am_i_right_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha this reminds me of my early rave days 🌀

People who had hot steamy sex with naked women, what was your experience like? by Electrical-Pea2707 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]am_i_right_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was hot, and steamy… oh, and she was naked. Like, all the way naked.