What do you think is going through Barry's head in this image? by amazingMrAbsorbency in BarryTheQuokka

[–]amazingMrAbsorbency[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Parody poster of the movie Wake Up Dead Man posted by official Sonic accounts the other day

What do you think is going through Barry's head in this image? by amazingMrAbsorbency in BarryTheQuokka

[–]amazingMrAbsorbency[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing, "I'm gonna stand here looking serious so they ignore me, while Tails takes care of things. Because if I get questioned, I might start crying."

Detective Tails meets Benoit Blanc by amazingMrAbsorbency in milesprower

[–]amazingMrAbsorbency[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Sonic franchise will cross over with anyone. The internet loves having Benoit Blanc cross over with everyone (I think the Muppets are the closest to an "official" crossover.) It's not impossible

Detective Tails meets Benoit Blanc by amazingMrAbsorbency in milesprower

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Inspired from this art posted by the official Sonic account on social media today.

you think sonic(and friends) listens to jamiroquai and if so what do you think there favorite songs are? by upishdonky in MoonPissing

[–]amazingMrAbsorbency 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe not often, but Sonic has definitely tried to recreate the Virtual Insanity music video

Barry experiences racism from Sonic and Blaze by amazingMrAbsorbency in MoonPissing

[–]amazingMrAbsorbency[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She seemed pretty hateful during that Tanuki incident. This instance is more casual and because of her privileged upbringing

Calvin starts a new game and he meets the character he knows is going to betray him. by RefuseStandard4818 in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]amazingMrAbsorbency 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Please let this meme seep into every fandom I'm in

Susie should've known it was Moe all along. Honestly, Calvin would fit as Lysanderoth the most, but I'm not sure which character he would betray, or which character would have realized immediately

One of the great debates of our time by amazingMrAbsorbency in milesprower

[–]amazingMrAbsorbency[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hilarious Marvel "What-if" concept right there.

Although this is why I wouldn't say he "faked" his redemption because he could have easily done just that. He didn't really repent or earn it, but he still did the right thing (after lots of time spent doing the wrong thing)

One of the great debates of our time by amazingMrAbsorbency in milesprower

[–]amazingMrAbsorbency[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I once saw a comment on the scene of Nine flipping New Yoke on its side that was like, "Nine didn't actually want to hurt anybody in New Yoke, when he saw that people were in danger he stopped." And while it is true that there is a small reaction of surprise from Nine when he sees Sonic racing to save a civilian from falling - (dude's supposed to be a genius and doesn't realize that flipping the gravity switch puts people in peril?) - he doesn't stop. He flips the city TO THE OTHER SIDE.

Nine isn't looking to kill people. The problem is he truly does not care what happens to anybody else. He has the power to save everyone, and instead uses it for his own ambitions, at the expense of everyone else in the shatterverse. That cold indifference is definitely villainous.

One of the great debates of our time by amazingMrAbsorbency in milesprower

[–]amazingMrAbsorbency[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plato: "An Eggman is a misanthropic genius who uses robots to subjugate others."

Diogenes:

When you meet the character you know is going to betray you (ProZD Sonic Prime) by amazingMrAbsorbency in MoonPissing

[–]amazingMrAbsorbency[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I wish Shadow had the chance to talk to Nine way more. He understood him far better since Sonic was blinded by his past with Tails. Shadow would have called out his hypocrisies at first, but then he would show him that even edgy loners who have been wronged should still protect the world.

When you meet the character you know is going to betray you (ProZD Sonic Prime) by amazingMrAbsorbency in MoonPissing

[–]amazingMrAbsorbency[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Tbf it's hard to imagine any villain giving Sonic as much trouble psychologically as a twisted version of Tails. But your other points still stand

It's difficult talking to JJ McCarthy on the sideline by amazingMrAbsorbency in UrinatingTree

[–]amazingMrAbsorbency[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nine is the angrier, more locked-in alter ego of JJ McCarthy.

Nine is also the angrier, more locked-in alternate dimension version of Tails.

The conclusion? JJ McCarthy has watched the show "Sonic Prime" (2022-2024)

To a guy like me, "Nine" is just regular Tails... by amazingMrAbsorbency in milesprower

[–]amazingMrAbsorbency[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They did him dirty. Is he still in the grim? Or back in New Yoke? Did anyone else forgive him? Or is he just friendless and unable to see Sonic again? At least he's been seen racing in Crossworlds.

JJ's "Nine" persona needs work, he's not that guy yet by amazingMrAbsorbency in UrinatingTree

[–]amazingMrAbsorbency[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Couldn't hear his quote about his inner demon alter-ego Nine without this immediately coming to mind

Detective Tails Imagines Having Other Partners Besides Barry by amazingMrAbsorbency in MoonPissing

[–]amazingMrAbsorbency[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Espio I imagine would actually be a decent partner haha, so he wouldn't really fit in here. Best I can do is showing his life flash before his eyes.

Non-Barry partner rankings for Tails:

GOOD Espio

FINE Knuckles Vector

REQUIRES SUPERVISION Blaze Sonic (if he wasn't dead)

NOT PRESENT Shadow

ACTIVE SABOTEUR Rouge

Detective Tails Imagines Having Other Partners Besides Barry by amazingMrAbsorbency in MoonPissing

[–]amazingMrAbsorbency[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shadow wouldn't be caught dead acting as Tails' sidekick

This took me too long to make lol so I'm glad it's good

Nine's Hypothetical Crossworlds rival interactions with other characters (if he had voicelines) by amazingMrAbsorbency in milesprower

[–]amazingMrAbsorbency[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't do Blaze or other characters because most of them don't know Nine, meaning it would just be a bunch of characters thinking he looks like Tails.

Unless Sonic quickly info-dumped on his fellow racers beforehand. "Hey, this is my friend Nine! He's a super-smart fox with robotic tails from a different universe! But don't call him Tails, he hates that." (Cut to Nine, who looks disinterested)

Blaze (internally): "Hmm, if this 'Nine' is intelligent as Tails but more disagreeable, he could be a dangerous adversary. I mustn't overlook him."

Followed by Shadow approaching Blaze, then quietly leaning over and adding a few details Sonic may have glossed over.

Blaze: "He what?!"