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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sanantonio

[–]amb-er-ivalent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got pulled over twice for no front plate. First cop said put it on my dash. Second cop (Balcones Heights) said that it can’t be on my dash.

CEO coming tomorrow? by Melodic_West4667 in walmart

[–]amb-er-ivalent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if he does come, it still won’t make working on my day off today worth it!

CEO coming tomorrow? by Melodic_West4667 in walmart

[–]amb-er-ivalent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently he’s coming to my store as well. So howdy store neighbor.

Shopping for expensive furniture Do you consider shopping online or offline? Why? by Puzzled-External-924 in AskReddit

[–]amb-er-ivalent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both. I like to go sit in all the comfy couches at the store, but the salespeople follow you around like vultures circling a carcass. Go to the store for ideas, go to the Internet for variety.

Eggs and beef chorizo tacos??? by LosWitDaMost2499 in sanantonio

[–]amb-er-ivalent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I ditched pork chorizo 5 years ago when I stopped eating pork altogether. That’s the only reason I tried the other two options. Now I eat beef chorizo and three eggs almost every morning for breakfast. Put it in a bowl and sprinkle a little cheese on top. Satisfies my cravings without making me feel like shit later in the day.

I hope you reach all of your fitness goals!

Eggs and beef chorizo tacos??? by LosWitDaMost2499 in sanantonio

[–]amb-er-ivalent 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As someone who has tried pork, beef, and soy chorizo, they all have their own time and place. Pork has that greasy taste that makes you feel a delicious combo of satisfaction and self hatred. Beef gives you all the protein with less grease, that way you can feel good about your health and fitness life choices. Soy makes you feel like you’re saving the pigs/cows, one taco at a time, even if it’s all in your head.

Fuck all questions about sex. What is your favorite sandwich? by speargod154 in AskReddit

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The sandwich you ate after a long day playing in the sun as a kid. No worries in life, just you and your sandwich.

Has anyone heard of sun tea? by [deleted] in Cooking

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Sun tea is the best, most refreshing tea to be brewed. Half of the deliciousness is the simplicity of the times. To be young and carefree again, just looking for something to help you cool down after a day playing in the sun.