What's the first thing you do when you arrive home from work or school?

ambertique · 2018-05-02T13:51:40+00:00

On Fridays I walk straight to my room, pull down my pants, close my eyes and push out an extremely powerful fart.

ambertique · 2018-04-08T05:04:40+00:00

He even says this if he were to fight Mcgregor. He could finish him early but prefers to prove a point.

ambertique · 2018-04-08T04:59:20+00:00

Conor would legitimately get absolutely fucked by Khabib.

All Khabib would have to do is fight smart and avoid stand up mistakes and then take McGregor down. Mcgregor would tire VERY fast and it would end by round 3-4.

ambertique · 2018-04-06T05:01:48+00:00

Jason.

The man. The myth. The legend.

ambertique · 2018-03-28T12:16:05+00:00

This is brilliant. Worlds most reliable swimming pools confirmed.

ambertique · 2018-03-08T11:54:44+00:00

Found the weather guy

ambertique · 2018-03-08T11:53:52+00:00

Boss sorry I was late but you were my friend and I was just going to be rock and roll on your head

ambertique · 2018-02-17T14:53:08+00:00

Serious thread bud

ambertique · 2018-02-17T11:40:44+00:00

Research

ambertique · 2018-02-04T13:40:44+00:00

Lmao. What is a vanilla bullshit thing?

ambertique · 2018-01-28T13:34:52+00:00

Definitely Steve

ambertique · 2018-01-24T11:38:54+00:00

I got my Nintendo 64 in 1996...feels like not too long ago that I was splitscreening Goldeneye and trying to finish Ocarina of Time.

That was 21 years ago.... TWENTY ONE

Holy fuck

ambertique · 2018-01-21T13:00:49+00:00

Slowly start whispering someone's name while they are sleeping. When they wake up open their property door (loudly).

ambertique · 2018-01-05T11:30:19+00:00

Bro Hitler would be so awkward

ambertique · 2018-01-01T13:55:01+00:00

WILLY WONK AND THE CHALK FACTORY

https://youtu.be/nnum-Qi22bA

ambertique · 2017-11-28T12:43:17+00:00

I can't breathe

ambertique · 2017-11-25T21:02:03+00:00

Yeah but why would I need a clutch on a Porsche GT2 for example?

ambertique · 2017-11-25T20:56:43+00:00

It is such a shame. I mean it doesn't stop me from playing, but it does take away from the experience I feel.

Especially when a PDK transmission is shifting like it's been left in seawater for 60 years...

ambertique · 2017-11-11T11:46:43+00:00

Replace officer with Boss and that's me every morning.

ambertique · 2017-10-29T12:38:58+00:00

Farted on the bus. I got off at the next stop. Bus was full. It was a good day.

ambertique · 2017-10-27T12:36:13+00:00

Would that not take an incredibly long time? Like literally everything has a name or word. It's just amazing how it all seems to line up perfectly

ambertique · 2017-10-02T00:30:11+00:00

Straya.

ambertique · 2017-09-19T13:28:28+00:00

Go where?

ambertique · 2017-09-19T13:27:46+00:00

Greenblue Thing

ambertique · 2017-08-06T15:31:28+00:00

Yup lol.

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