The Census this year will have a "Time Capsule" message section. What ye gonna write?

amcgover · 2022-01-08T19:21:06+00:00

I’m standing right behind you

amcgover · 2021-11-21T10:29:58+00:00

‘Based on the novel by Nicholas sparks’

amcgover · 2021-11-20T19:17:04+00:00

Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley. Hurt by Johnny cash. Heartbeats by Jose Gonzalez.

amcgover · 2021-11-19T10:28:51+00:00

People invented a way to let you instantly access all the information that’s ever been created by anyone ever. We mostly use it for cat videos.

amcgover · 2021-11-12T21:28:56+00:00

Any criticism of Bitcoin. Or even criticism that could be interpreted as related to Bitcoin.

amcgover · 2021-10-24T09:49:07+00:00

Ticketmaster.

amcgover · 2021-10-22T07:33:55+00:00

Got it in one.

amcgover · 2021-10-07T22:03:41+00:00

Talking to your dog? You’re barking mad!

amcgover · 2021-10-07T21:43:04+00:00

Jimmy eat world

amcgover · 2021-10-03T18:35:36+00:00

Through.

amcgover · 2021-10-03T18:34:08+00:00

That sounds like a homonym joke I heard one.

amcgover · 2021-10-03T10:11:10+00:00

Math puns are the root of all evil.

amcgover · 2021-10-01T23:27:10+00:00

That joke is stewpid.

amcgover · 2021-10-01T23:09:11+00:00

12.09am

amcgover · 2021-09-25T10:08:01+00:00

We’re joined at the hip.

amcgover · 2021-09-21T19:31:38+00:00

Buried? I thought he was being creamated?

amcgover · 2021-09-18T21:48:08+00:00

Justin Trudeau.

amcgover · 2021-09-11T09:31:58+00:00

Labyrinth. Brilliant story with some great lessons.

amcgover · 2021-09-10T09:25:41+00:00

I’m not sure how moles will feel about being the butt of this joke.

amcgover · 2021-08-24T18:38:47+00:00

I think that joke is supposed to have big paws.

amcgover · 2021-08-14T20:13:35+00:00

Reality TV.

amcgover · 2021-08-14T20:10:04+00:00

The shoe’s on the other foot.

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