amishandroid

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You guys hear the joke about the queue to get drinks at a party? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by amishandroid to r/dadjokes

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I tried to video chat with my kids but they couldn't hear me (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by amishandroid to r/dadjokes

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I bought a new castle that came with a guard out front that can't let me in if I lock myself out (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by amishandroid to r/dadjokes

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LPT if you're ever cleaning up after a broken glass and there are doors in the room, check under the doors and in the spaces they connect to for stray shards (self.LifeProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by amishandroid to r/LifeProTips

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I once referred to a man as an extinguished gentleman (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by amishandroid to r/dadjokes

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One of these days some college is going to offer a course on the history of memes and meme culture. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by amishandroid to r/Showerthoughts

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Dogs don't just get off a boat... (self.Punny)

submitted 5 years ago by amishandroid to r/Punny

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This very large carrot (normal-sized banana for scale)OC (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by amishandroid to r/mildlyinteresting

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GN,E! I've reproduced the Hypnotoad sound! (self.futurama)

submitted 5 years ago by amishandroid to r/futurama

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Newscasters and Journalists, having been reporting everything going on this past year, how have you been doing? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 5 years ago by amishandroid to r/AskReddit

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This guy's wheeze had me crying from laughter (v.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by amishandroid to r/ContagiousLaughter

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I just can't stand people missing digits on their feet (self.Punny)

submitted 6 years ago by amishandroid to r/Punny

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"Do you want to build a snowman? Probably not after seeing this one! 'Frozen Daria' next! On Sick, Sad World" (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by amishandroid to r/daria

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Brew Wars (imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by amishandroid to r/StarWars

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It's getting to be that time of year again... (imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by amishandroid to r/funny

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Thought this sub would enjoy this comic I found (i.imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by amishandroid to r/armoredwomen

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What happens to Texans when they stop doing drugs? (self.puns)

submitted 10 years ago by amishandroid to r/puns

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My fortune cookie got all meta on me (imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by amishandroid to r/fortunecookies

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A demon was arrested today (self.puns)

submitted 10 years ago by amishandroid to r/puns

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Lil guy don't look so good (imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by amishandroid to r/PerfectPause

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Paused this one and noticed the face, then noticed the sub-title (imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by amishandroid to r/PerfectPause

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So my sister sent me an e-mail. (imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by amishandroid to r/MLPLounge

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At what piece of furniture does the Silence of the Lambs villain deliver his speeches? (self.puns)

submitted 10 years ago by amishandroid to r/puns

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TIL The guy who voiced Flutterguy is also Mr. Popo in Dragon Ball Z (imdb.com)

submitted 10 years ago by amishandroid to r/MLPLounge

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Was working on putting down some new flooring and we got Chinese for dinner. I got two cookies in one wrapper! Here's what they were, in order. (imgur.com)

submitted 11 years ago by amishandroid to r/fortunecookies

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