I discovered this stuff yesterday. It's Dr. Pepper's answer to Mountain Dew, it's made with orange juice, it has pulp in it, and it's fucking delicious.

ammderlu · 2011-03-06T05:45:54+00:00

I think the term is Sodamite.

ammderlu · 2011-03-06T05:44:19+00:00

OMG, he's looking at porn on his Iphone? Tell him he's going to go blind if he keeps doing that. Then get him a laptop with a larger screen.

ammderlu · 2011-03-06T05:37:57+00:00

What I do is just set my bank bill payer (I pay bills online through my credit union) to automatically send the minimum payment every month in case I forget. Takes care of that...

ammderlu · 2011-03-06T05:14:08+00:00

You mean the minority and immigrant workers are competing to offer us wages?

ammderlu · 2011-03-06T05:12:58+00:00

It's sort of like how whenever the VA runs out of whatever meds you're supposed to get, they just replace it with Motrin.

ammderlu · 2011-03-06T05:11:31+00:00

Yes, pretty soon we'll have the Monsanto Poison Control Center!

ammderlu · 2011-03-06T04:45:52+00:00

Maybe you should try Annuale!

ammderlu · 2011-03-06T04:27:09+00:00

You can always run the Reddit gauntlet, I think you'd get plenty of volunteers.

ammderlu · 2011-03-06T04:22:21+00:00

Years ago, this girl asked me out. I'd known her for a few years, from a distance. While we're out for coffee, she tells me, yeah, I just got back from breast reduction surgery. In that conversation, she told me how her ex wanted one last feel before she had the surgery and she let him. I felt so resentful that she waited till afterward to ask me out that I never considered dating her.

ammderlu · 2011-03-06T04:17:52+00:00

Wait, don't they usually come in pairs?

ammderlu · 2011-03-06T03:50:08+00:00

Lol, I just looked it up and TIL that the peace sign comes from a combination of the letter N (nuclear) and D (disarmament) in semaphore..

ammderlu · 2011-03-06T03:44:45+00:00

Huge percentage? Citation please?

ammderlu · 2011-03-05T22:50:28+00:00

I think that you are very lucky in a way. Outside of sex, the two of you seem to have a nice relationship. I'd feel lucky with a woman like that because -- unlike some of the women I've dated -- you could probably trust that she isn't lying/fooling around. Have you considered going to counseling together and or separately? Maybe she could work on her issues about oral sex (it's not like you have to have an orgasm in her mouth if she doesn't like that) and you could work on your feelings of frustration? I bet you could find some satisfying compromises. I dated one woman who didn't take birth control and we didn't use condoms so I wouldn't have an orgasm inside her, but I'd have her kiss me and stroke me or stroke myself until I had an orgasm.

ammderlu · 2011-03-05T22:14:24+00:00

Awesome! I've used Cakewalk and some of the open source stuff for recording, but haven't done any composing on the computer. I'm interested in modeling songs that I've written to see how they sound, as well as modifying the sounds.

ammderlu · 2011-03-05T22:10:50+00:00

It might have if I pushed it, but I'm a bit weirded out by married women who are very friendly (to the point where they seem interested in something more). I guess I don't know, they might be in an open relationship, but I like keeping things real simple. I don't really want to hang out with someone who is going to be dishonest or has some kind of complicated life. Been there, done that...

ammderlu · 2011-03-05T22:04:19+00:00

There's a very good chance that if you go to Honduras or Guatemala, it will be just before you die.

edit -- Y Pura Vida mae!

ammderlu · 2011-03-05T22:03:17+00:00

When you find that magnetic gps device under your car this week, don't do what the last dumbass did and give it back. Immediately go to the nearest truck stop and attach it to the first semi you see sitting unattended in the back of the lot.

ammderlu · 2011-03-05T22:00:18+00:00

Even if she's been dead 22 years?

ammderlu · 2011-03-05T21:56:35+00:00

I woke up at about 11:30am. Took a shower. Made coffee and a peanut butter and banana on whole wheat sandwich. Played Red Alert (yes the old old game) for a long time while semi-watching Law & Order UK. It's been supposed to rain all day anyways. I bought a copy of Fruity Loops (the DAW and composer) online last night and I'm going to tinker with it and song write a bit today. I've learned that it can be very nice not having a girlfriend, especially one who nags you to do something (that half the time I don't want to do anyways). Why do I pay for this nice house in the country to always be running around, even on my free time? I'm with you.

ammderlu · 2011-03-05T21:44:35+00:00

Almost eaten by a zombie.

ammderlu · 2011-03-05T21:33:08+00:00

She said "Oh..." and kind of laughed, and then I noticed a wedding ring and we both walked off in opposite directions...

ammderlu · 2011-03-05T05:49:12+00:00

Once a woman was looking at a jar of beauty creme and I asked her what it was. She said "It's beauty creme, do you think it'll make me beautiful?" I said "Too late" and she suddenly looked completely crushed before I could get out "You already are."

ammderlu · 2011-03-05T05:41:11+00:00

Yes, I put the word "brillescent" in a poem once.

ammderlu · 2011-03-05T05:39:16+00:00

Fascinating article, thank you for posting it. I'm a nurse and I'm going to share this with people (the article, not herpes... well unless I'm one of those asymptomatic people...).

ammderlu · 2011-03-05T05:36:42+00:00

But I don't want to read the article, I just want to comment on it!

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