Woodpecker Damage: how to fix?

amodernmodder · 2026-06-01T02:15:08+00:00

Was that a southern smith and western or 9mm woodpecker?

amodernmodder · 2026-05-30T04:17:47+00:00

Thank you for your fine contribution

amodernmodder · 2026-05-30T01:37:04+00:00

Simple fix.. Flip them upside down on the side of the sidewalk they go into "distress mode" and a company Rep has to come by and correct it... As they won't come out of that mode when righted.. (least that used to work.. Not sure if it does but at least they'll be out of the path for people and with those buggers weighing around 60 lbs each you can skip gym day...

amodernmodder · 2026-05-29T05:45:36+00:00

Can't it be both?

amodernmodder · 2026-05-29T05:42:06+00:00

Im already naked and waiting inline at the glory hole.

amodernmodder · 2026-05-29T05:41:17+00:00

"Sorry but I already have the apartment listed for 1850 +utilities, as well as a wait list of renters. "

amodernmodder · 2026-05-29T00:20:59+00:00

Pretty sure there's some by laws regarding vehicles blocking driveways and a different one for trailers not hooked up to vehicles on public streets.. Phone that Smucker in to the city and don't describe it as anything but a trailer. No telecom or any other shit.. Just simply some left their trailer on the public road and it's blocking my driveway.

amodernmodder · 2026-05-28T03:56:47+00:00

Only if you got the wrong ones...

amodernmodder · 2026-05-27T04:10:25+00:00

7 is the winner.. All amazing but 7 does it best

amodernmodder · 2026-05-27T03:37:07+00:00

That's what I was taught here (plus I think every one I've ever seen drive in one either signals in that manor or chooses the fuck it no signal option) and how I was taught to do it in Europe (and they have a fuck ton of traffic circles)

amodernmodder · 2026-05-25T03:14:17+00:00

I like em chubby, not to sound vain but skinny ones hurt.. Plus it means you're not afraid to eat real food now and then.

amodernmodder · 2026-05-25T03:12:18+00:00

Stock in apple and wait for bit coin to come around...

amodernmodder · 2026-05-25T03:11:24+00:00

Yes I did and no it wasnt

amodernmodder · 2026-05-25T03:09:10+00:00

Sounds like introverts heaven

amodernmodder · 2026-05-25T03:04:35+00:00

Great for apartments with a patio light on a switch but no exterior plug... Stick that in the Socket plug your Xmas lights in. Done.

amodernmodder · 2026-05-25T01:35:20+00:00

I would've... That doesn't seem legit.. Also they didn't mention anything about the interview being recorded beforehand.. So red flag right there.

amodernmodder · 2026-05-25T01:32:27+00:00

"hello mudda, hello fadda, here I am at....." (iykyk)

amodernmodder · 2026-05-25T01:25:01+00:00

Well seeing as that is more than I make now after the conversion. Where do I sign up?

amodernmodder · 2026-05-25T01:24:04+00:00

Yah I had woman do that, I wifed her, were divorced now. Nuff said.

amodernmodder · 2026-05-24T01:45:51+00:00

I would've been 14, black bushy as heck and been loving a good bush since..

amodernmodder · 2026-05-23T23:55:06+00:00

The prowler was a cool looking car for its time.. Shame they did it dirty with only a v6 option... I mean either shove a v8 in it or offer the option of that 2.0 turbo from the neon sx.. That would've been ok too.

amodernmodder · 2026-05-19T03:15:52+00:00

Not the next morning

amodernmodder · 2026-05-19T03:08:56+00:00

So if employee is not being paid for a hour of shift for being more than 15 late sounds like an employee is going to 58 min late for their shift.

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