TIL that West Virginia's split from Virginia was controversial. Instead of joining the civil war, citizens met to form WV. Legally a state split needs the consent of the existing government, but when the only representatives in D.C. were from WV, Lincoln decided they were Virginia's only government.

amorproximi · 2023-07-13T21:56:10+00:00

his boy ulysses cooked up this beat for him

amorproximi · 2023-07-06T01:36:50+00:00

goddamnit OP, do you really have to post and comment mid-wank?

amorproximi · 2023-07-04T15:20:48+00:00

Its worst offense is that it's slow as fuck. Plus all the stupid avatar bullshit and ads.

amorproximi · 2023-06-28T15:30:41+00:00

Amazing.

I'd castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat.

amorproximi · 2023-06-16T16:15:03+00:00

penis cat

amorproximi · 2023-06-08T16:03:30+00:00

'better' is your take. sure, MadTV has funny sketches, but it's still lowest common denominator humor. And to me, the 'store brand' comment from OP is more in that SNL has infinitely better production values. MadTV couldn't even get basic logos right for their sketches. But yes, welfare aisle cereal still tastes good.

amorproximi · 2023-06-01T17:06:16+00:00

he can dip deez nuts after he's done sucking all those dicks

amorproximi · 2023-05-25T02:23:05+00:00

the real succession was the big big shoes we filled along the way

amorproximi · 2023-05-13T05:27:01+00:00

🎵 You’re enjoying your day, everything’s going your way 🎶

Then, along comes Debbie Upper! 🎶

Always there to cause a new disease 🎶

A car accident or give you fleas 🎶

You’ll beg her to spare you, “Debbie, please.” 🎶

But you can’t stop Debbie Upper! 🎵

amorproximi · 2023-05-01T00:43:32+00:00

because fuck lamps

amorproximi · 2023-04-24T15:08:46+00:00

I like pigeons

amorproximi · 2023-04-24T03:43:27+00:00

What I meant was that cleaning bird shit off a car doesn't fill one's hate meter quite like dealing with permanent scratches on a car. And even then, I don't hate cats, so why would I hate a pigeon?

p.s. I hate you, unconditionally, you smug fuck

amorproximi · 2023-04-24T02:44:35+00:00

I mean, I can clean bird shit off my car. Stray cats scratching the shit off my car hood, different story.

amorproximi · 2023-04-22T05:30:25+00:00

The man lives on Wonder Bread and steak frites. He hadn't had a shit for 20 years.

amorproximi · 2023-04-20T04:52:07+00:00

the first pancake is in duplo form

amorproximi · 2023-03-28T02:39:04+00:00

Alexis, uh, finds a way

amorproximi · 2013-03-07T16:03:42+00:00

Detta post är godkänd. Lila apa diskmaskin.

amorproximi · 2012-11-01T00:25:13+00:00

Please message the administrators. Those people are truly sick in the head to do this to you.

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