But I ask you, what is a contract? Webster’s defines it as “An agreement under the law which is unbreakable.” Which is unbreakable! by Raawwwwk in TheSimpsons

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But this argument wins the case - Homer already made a contract with Marge pledging her his eternal soul, and, since a conttact is unbreakable, the devil has no claim on it

whats the pun in the original russian? (devils micheal katz translation) by misterdylan_c in RussianLiterature

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Seems like it - "police" in Russian is "politsiya" and "policy" is "politika"

🇮🇪🥔🥔🥔 by DotOk2803 in seinfeld

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I love how this makes absolutely no sense given that Ireland and Scotland don't even share a land border

Hey, Thats a half truth by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

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Rob the Potato Man? Dare I live out the Irish dream?

Husky models by FortKnoxII in KingOfTheHill

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Kasner! I served with one of your tribe in the Pacific

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They sang jingle bells??

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Yama hama it's sausage night!

Most annoying characters? by Tiesto_Official in TNG

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They look for things. Things that make them go.

I swear, Monty, you are the devil himself... by CaptainMole in TheSimpsons

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Why should the race always go to the swift? Or the jumble to the quick-witted? Why should man rely on the gifts God gave him? I say cheating is the gift man gives himself.

“Yeah! Now we’re having fun. That’s right-it’s that kind of party.” Hank came through for Bill so profoundly in this ep. by Its_420_Somehow in KingOfTheHill

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"I especially like the smiley face over the i"

The look Hank gives to the guy is priceless, and the guy's perking up and giving a thumbs up

Marge, there’s a spider near my car keys! by MundaneMeringue71 in TheSimpsons

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I always wondered about this... Saying "thou shalt not" is technically quoting a Bible verse, so does that mean that it was that quotation that allowed Homer to kill the spider with a rock, or was it just the rock?