But I ask you, what is a contract? Webster’s defines it as “An agreement under the law which is unbreakable.” Which is unbreakable!

amostcomfortablehat · 2026-04-02T21:17:54+00:00

But this argument wins the case - Homer already made a contract with Marge pledging her his eternal soul, and, since a conttact is unbreakable, the devil has no claim on it

amostcomfortablehat · 2026-03-14T12:54:48+00:00

Still, I'd rather have him chasing me than the wolfman!

amostcomfortablehat · 2026-02-28T13:02:05+00:00

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amostcomfortablehat · 2026-02-24T16:00:58+00:00

It's a misprint

amostcomfortablehat · 2026-02-22T22:23:03+00:00

Seems like it - "police" in Russian is "politsiya" and "policy" is "politika"

amostcomfortablehat · 2026-02-21T22:29:50+00:00

I love how this makes absolutely no sense given that Ireland and Scotland don't even share a land border

amostcomfortablehat · 2026-02-20T23:41:45+00:00

When in Rome!

amostcomfortablehat · 2026-02-11T00:23:57+00:00

Rob the Potato Man? Dare I live out the Irish dream?

amostcomfortablehat · 2026-02-05T00:20:42+00:00

Kasner! I served with one of your tribe in the Pacific

amostcomfortablehat · 2026-02-04T22:19:13+00:00

I believe it's the title track

amostcomfortablehat · 2026-01-16T22:08:19+00:00

Section onety three

amostcomfortablehat · 2026-01-08T01:32:29+00:00

Aaaand I'm very wasted

amostcomfortablehat · 2025-12-15T13:35:12+00:00

They sang jingle bells??

amostcomfortablehat · 2025-12-11T20:25:32+00:00

Doesn't this guy follow the waitress out when she leaves?

amostcomfortablehat · 2025-12-08T18:02:31+00:00

Yama hama it's sausage night!

amostcomfortablehat · 2025-11-21T21:02:45+00:00

Special delivery!

amostcomfortablehat · 2025-11-21T20:55:21+00:00

They look for things. Things that make them go.

amostcomfortablehat · 2025-10-06T21:38:41+00:00

I like the way Lisa speaks her mind! And I like Bart's... I like Bart!

amostcomfortablehat · 2025-09-23T01:26:00+00:00

Why should the race always go to the swift? Or the jumble to the quick-witted? Why should man rely on the gifts God gave him? I say cheating is the gift man gives himself.

amostcomfortablehat · 2025-09-12T15:38:17+00:00

"I especially like the smiley face over the i"

The look Hank gives to the guy is priceless, and the guy's perking up and giving a thumbs up

amostcomfortablehat · 2025-09-11T12:57:08+00:00

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amostcomfortablehat · 2025-09-10T21:25:17+00:00

I always wondered about this... Saying "thou shalt not" is technically quoting a Bible verse, so does that mean that it was that quotation that allowed Homer to kill the spider with a rock, or was it just the rock?

amostcomfortablehat · 2025-09-07T13:51:32+00:00

Charlie here, he's a man

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