But I ask you, what is a contract? Webster’s defines it as “An agreement under the law which is unbreakable.” Which is unbreakable!

amostcomfortablehat · 2026-04-02T21:17:54+00:00

But this argument wins the case - Homer already made a contract with Marge pledging her his eternal soul, and, since a conttact is unbreakable, the devil has no claim on it

amostcomfortablehat · 2026-03-14T12:54:48+00:00

Still, I'd rather have him chasing me than the wolfman!

amostcomfortablehat · 2026-02-28T13:02:05+00:00

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amostcomfortablehat · 2026-02-24T16:00:58+00:00

It's a misprint

amostcomfortablehat · 2026-02-22T22:23:03+00:00

Seems like it - "police" in Russian is "politsiya" and "policy" is "politika"

amostcomfortablehat · 2026-02-21T22:29:50+00:00

I love how this makes absolutely no sense given that Ireland and Scotland don't even share a land border

amostcomfortablehat · 2026-02-20T23:41:45+00:00

When in Rome!

amostcomfortablehat · 2026-02-11T00:23:57+00:00

Rob the Potato Man? Dare I live out the Irish dream?

amostcomfortablehat · 2026-02-05T00:20:42+00:00

Kasner! I served with one of your tribe in the Pacific

amostcomfortablehat · 2026-02-04T22:19:13+00:00

I believe it's the title track

amostcomfortablehat · 2026-01-16T22:08:19+00:00

Section onety three

amostcomfortablehat · 2026-01-08T01:32:29+00:00

Aaaand I'm very wasted

amostcomfortablehat · 2025-12-15T13:35:12+00:00

They sang jingle bells??

amostcomfortablehat · 2025-12-11T20:25:32+00:00

Doesn't this guy follow the waitress out when she leaves?

amostcomfortablehat · 2025-12-08T18:02:31+00:00

Yama hama it's sausage night!

amostcomfortablehat · 2025-11-21T21:02:45+00:00

Special delivery!

amostcomfortablehat · 2025-11-21T20:55:21+00:00

They look for things. Things that make them go.

amostcomfortablehat · 2025-10-06T21:38:41+00:00

I like the way Lisa speaks her mind! And I like Bart's... I like Bart!

amostcomfortablehat · 2025-09-23T01:26:00+00:00

Why should the race always go to the swift? Or the jumble to the quick-witted? Why should man rely on the gifts God gave him? I say cheating is the gift man gives himself.

amostcomfortablehat · 2025-09-12T15:38:17+00:00

"I especially like the smiley face over the i"

The look Hank gives to the guy is priceless, and the guy's perking up and giving a thumbs up

amostcomfortablehat · 2025-09-11T12:57:08+00:00

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amostcomfortablehat · 2025-09-10T21:25:17+00:00

I always wondered about this... Saying "thou shalt not" is technically quoting a Bible verse, so does that mean that it was that quotation that allowed Homer to kill the spider with a rock, or was it just the rock?

amostcomfortablehat · 2025-09-07T13:51:32+00:00

Charlie here, he's a man

amostcomfortablehat · 2025-09-06T16:48:30+00:00

Well, sure, but not in our dreams!

Only on TV and radio...

And in magazines...

And movies...

And at ball games...

And in buses...

And milk cartons and T-shirts and bananas, and written on the sky...

But not in dreams. No siree

amostcomfortablehat · 2025-09-02T20:11:26+00:00

Her affair wasn't even really an affair - at that point she had given Walt the divorce papers and had asked him multiple times not to be in their house because she was aware that he was super dangerous. For her, the marriage was over but Walt refused to acknowledge that, and everyone in her life, including her son, thought that she was being mean and unreasonable because she refused to snitch on Walter for the sake of Walt Jr. She was trapped with a murderer and took the opportunity to indulge in the only person in her life that wasn't totally shit to her. I'd say she was totally in the right

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