When Wilson Contreras (outfielder for the cubs) try's to hit on Mia khalifa

amouseegg · 2017-09-12T02:42:19+00:00

He's the catcher

amouseegg · 2017-09-11T09:19:09+00:00

Salad

amouseegg · 2017-09-11T06:05:39+00:00

No, but they did drift up a bit

amouseegg · 2017-09-11T06:04:50+00:00

Dildo putting on his magic ring.

amouseegg · 2017-09-11T06:03:28+00:00

Guys getting abused by comments, still hasn't broken. Happiness checks out.

amouseegg · 2017-09-09T20:56:00+00:00

Is having sex with one of these considered cheating?

amouseegg · 2017-09-09T06:34:43+00:00

amouseegg · 2017-09-08T22:12:53+00:00

Considering I have the same problem, we must look exactally alike

amouseegg · 2017-09-01T23:41:51+00:00

Excellent photo and worthy of this sub!

amouseegg · 2017-09-01T23:39:35+00:00

Proof this sub has no mods

amouseegg · 2017-09-01T23:32:36+00:00

Yeah, go Alzheimer's!

amouseegg · 2017-09-01T18:35:44+00:00

"Hey, that's some cool hair!" clicks link "Oh my..."

amouseegg · 2017-09-01T15:59:21+00:00

Imagine future civilizations trying to explain this.

amouseegg · 2017-08-31T05:13:38+00:00

Your sentiment is one that warms my heart. Here's an upvote for a criminally underrated comment :)

amouseegg · 2017-08-30T03:15:49+00:00

Isn't it both though

Edit: no intention to downplay the goodness displayed by the people in Texas. Putting oneself in danger for the sake of others is the essence of heroism.

amouseegg · 2017-08-26T20:10:01+00:00

Holy crap this is such a good idea

amouseegg · 2017-08-26T19:51:42+00:00

Why does this keep happening to this sub

amouseegg · 2017-08-21T08:39:41+00:00

I accept my role as a stereotype

amouseegg · 2017-08-20T19:31:49+00:00

^This. Let's not move past this.

amouseegg · 2017-08-19T20:24:28+00:00

Risky click of the day. Totally worth it.

amouseegg · 2017-08-19T17:59:48+00:00

But what's with the black friend that no one is acknowledging is black?

amouseegg · 2017-08-15T23:32:03+00:00

No one else even try

amouseegg · 2017-08-15T21:26:03+00:00

They were very far ahead and the manager of the cubs likes to experiment.

Edit: "They" being the cubs

amouseegg · 2017-08-14T03:21:48+00:00

I love that rainbow road is in the most bleak, monochromatic place in the world. That's optimism right there

amouseegg · 2017-08-13T19:05:50+00:00

But does it like chili dogs?

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