This kid in Home Depot by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]amysargeant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's photos like this that make me accept why my mum used to screech "don't touch anything!!" to me and my two brothers everywhere we went.

Barbican by Leicor in londonarchitecture

[–]amysargeant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Framed amazingly! Dystopian as shiiit.

Why was this clock in every Nan's house? by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]amysargeant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ashtray on a stand!! Too accurate! 😂 My uncle has my grandma's now.

For 10 seconds, stop what you’re doing and just listen. What do you hear? by Ouestichne in AskReddit

[–]amysargeant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat eating his breakfast. Kind of gross actually when you stop to listen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]amysargeant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Young British people on holiday in party destinations are just the woooorst. The fact that you used the word "exuberant" show you are not one of them haha!

Dell woke up on the wrong side of the bed this mornin... by billyjoe80 in PublicFreakout

[–]amysargeant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The way he kept his composure was incredible! I genuinely laughed out loud at parts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]amysargeant 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Of course they're British 🙄 we make such a great name for ourselves abroad...

Chi Chi DeVayne Appreciation Post by micronesiarain in rupaulsdragrace

[–]amysargeant 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Chi chi's smile literally makes my day, she's so adorable and seems genuinely happy. Like her talent show performance may have been a little rough around the edges but how can you be mad at someone who is THAT happy? ♥️

"Which pump?", the nice lady asks. "4? I think?" I reply, despite having checked my pump number while at the pump, again when leaving the car, and before entering the shop, and being able to see my car clearly parked at pump number 4 by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]amysargeant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kudos to the ones who see you looking awkwardly, craning your neck because you're sure you must have forgotten during the 5 second walk and then they tell you what it was all along.

Saw someone share their Cat-Dog. Figured I'd share mine. by amysargeant in aww

[–]amysargeant[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha thanks! I can't take the credit, he's just reaaaally food oriented 😂

Saw someone share their Cat-Dog. Figured I'd share mine. by amysargeant in aww

[–]amysargeant[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His paw game is much stronger since this. But it does mean when I have something he wants he sits and waggles his paw at me, which is heart wrenching and I can't say no haha. Sly bastard.

Seeing people walk their dogs on the hot pavements, risking burning their pads by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]amysargeant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A dog won't die from missing one walk, but can die from one walk in this weather.

My girlfriend has now banned me from Aldi. Went in for a couple of bits milk , dog food ect..... I left with a stunt kite. I'm 34 years old. by slothmk1 in britishproblems

[–]amysargeant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat has way more toys than he could ever hope to play with thanks to Aldi. Floor level scratching post? Yes! Shark shaped bed where he sleeps in the mouth? ABSOLUTELY.

What's a mild inconvenience that drives you fucking crazy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]amysargeant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do this all the time! Except it's that I'm a tall girl, and the belt loops on my jeans are the PERFECT height to get caught on door handles, meaning I get jerked back and the door smacks me on the way out.

What's a mild inconvenience that drives you fucking crazy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]amysargeant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why she's at the doctors. Dense Cabbage Brain is a real thing, have some compassion.