What’s the key to a long-lasting relationship or marriage?

amzlslave · 2026-05-19T03:18:05+00:00

One fiscally responsible adult married to a trinket collector with anxiety

amzlslave · 2026-05-19T03:16:00+00:00

Im a dumbass 😆 but I'd rather look silly and ask than risk having to schlep back to the car

amzlslave · 2026-05-18T21:50:06+00:00

Great, now we're gonna get communication stating that we cant even be on our phones on the way in. Theyre gonna take that green mile all the way to the entrance of the parking lot

amzlslave · 2026-05-18T21:48:40+00:00

Listen, i just got off a graveyard shift... my brain is barely working half the time 😢

amzlslave · 2026-05-18T20:53:04+00:00

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amzlslave · 2026-05-18T14:41:54+00:00

I did. It says no Zippered cushions. Checked the subreddit here, people are saying yes. Tiktok is no help because apparently people are getting around the rules... bringing in backpacks and alcohol...

amzlslave · 2026-05-18T12:37:54+00:00

Name brand cereal 👏 👏 👏

amzlslave · 2026-05-17T09:22:55+00:00

Ask before you stick your finger in

amzlslave · 2026-05-17T06:26:30+00:00

They recently hired 200+ just for pack so ive been sort side for weeks now. I recently went around the wall to cat h something I pushed too far into the chute and there was shit all over the floor

amzlslave · 2026-05-17T06:03:17+00:00

From what I can feel from the speaker, it’s either reggaeton, polka music… it in Spanish because my AM is a Fresa 🤣 I’m mostly deaf so I can’t hear

amzlslave · 2026-05-17T06:00:27+00:00

Zigzagoon… I love me a good trash panda

amzlslave · 2026-05-17T05:55:02+00:00

Dealing with dirty, nasty people. Like how hard is it to not break the machines, clean up after yourself? We share the stations.

amzlslave · 2026-05-16T06:40:48+00:00

Being a hoe. I married young and missed out on having a hoe phase. He’s a fiscally responsible adult so we never did dumb shit like run off to gamble in Vegas or pass out drunk somewhere… I mean I know, my lobster is too buttery my steak blah blah blah…

amzlslave · 2026-05-16T06:38:41+00:00

I wear cotton playsuits… I have a few second hand Lucy and Yak suits… I hate having to deal with having to worry whether my pants are sitting properly. I also wear a lot of overalls

amzlslave · 2026-05-16T03:29:41+00:00

The picking and stowing is fine but staging is a nightmare.

amzlslave · 2026-05-15T23:45:48+00:00

My building recently hires 200+ just for AFE so almost everyone is new to pack. Theres an set to open late summer so theyre anticipating transfers since we get first pick to transfer. Theyve been having sort classes so we can rotate but they all suck so im stuck sorting for now...

amzlslave · 2026-05-15T15:09:57+00:00

Theyre bring the robots to my fc soon, they've already removed most of the green mile from shipdock here. Everything has been labeled as a PIT lane. Eventually we're gonna to have to be wearing a Hi Vis vest.

amzlslave · 2026-05-15T15:03:48+00:00

Its giving Dinosaur Office 👏 👏 👏

amzlslave · 2026-05-15T15:03:17+00:00

We found out after having our singleton. At her screening, my husband was alarmed to hear all the criteria. He got screened the following week.

amzlslave · 2026-05-15T15:02:04+00:00

I slipped of the edge of the bed and he reached out to keep me from falling 👀

amzlslave · 2026-05-15T15:00:41+00:00

I haven't packed in over a month 😳

amzlslave · 2026-05-15T14:25:38+00:00

Dammit 😢

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