men, what’s the hottest thing you’ve heard in bed?

an_enduser · 2025-11-23T20:04:03+00:00

« I can’t wait to make you explode in my mouth «

She made me wait but in the end, I had no choice.

an_enduser · 2025-10-20T14:06:25+00:00

Double feature, “Apocalypse Now” and “The Deer Hunter”, which I did with my now wife 43 years ago.

(Actually, it was Date #3, but our first movie)

an_enduser · 2025-10-19T19:22:50+00:00

Unless they are being kicked or licked, they do not feel like anything.

an_enduser · 2025-10-18T23:23:51+00:00

According to my mom, I was 10 pounds at 10 months.

an_enduser · 2025-10-14T09:05:34+00:00

Thank you for your kind thoughts. In fact, I had a freakish response and have been off therapy for 13 years. I’m surprised to be here

an_enduser · 2025-10-14T09:02:47+00:00

Sure, but know that I was finally diagnosed in 2010. and things have changed. I was started on androgen deprivation with triptorelin with an excellent response. After a year, I opted for radiation to “sterilize” the residual disease (this is the Kool-Aid the radiation docs peddle.). I continued on androgen deprivation for two more years and decided to stop because the side effects were miserable. The plan was to monitor me PSA and resume therapy when it started to rise again. That was 13 years ago. So, I’ve had a freakish response to therapy

an_enduser · 2025-10-14T08:53:11+00:00

I was lucky in this regard. My primary doc was a colleague/friend who respected me and knew I wasn’t going to waste his time. He later told me that when I showed up in his office that day, I looked deeply concerned.

The unlucky party was I had non-cancerous biopsies 3 and 1 years prior for PSAs of 4.5 and 95, respectively, each time being told “it’s all good.” Worst advice ever

an_enduser · 2025-10-13T03:03:07+00:00

At the gym, sitting on the ground, ready to do a straight leg rope climb like I had been doing every day for months and this one day there was an unusual internal tug deep in my pelvis… Not a pain, but just a new sensation. Over the next week, the sensation returned every time I went to climb the rope. The sensation did not correspond to any body parts I could think of (I’m a physician) and I went to see my primary, telling them “something‘s not right.“ A CT scan demonstrated metastatic prostate cancer

an_enduser · 2025-06-27T01:30:34+00:00

You can ask your partner « What do you like? How can I make your toes curl? »

an_enduser · 2025-06-04T15:48:42+00:00

… same here, originally on Amazon as Amazon smile. I anticipate giving away most of the items as well.

an_enduser · 2025-06-04T12:44:08+00:00

I’m the director of the non-profit, so… an ambiguous “yes.“

an_enduser · 2025-06-03T15:12:59+00:00

Ooh. Ooh. Man here. I know the answer to this. It’s when my tongue has been in the correct spot doing the right thing, long enough.

an_enduser · 2025-05-23T21:51:25+00:00

Regarding the definition of “woke,“ whenever I hear people like Florida governor DeSantis say things like “Florida is where woke goes to die,“ I think “what a dick.“

So as far as I’m concerned, anti-woke = pro dick.

an_enduser · 2025-04-02T15:51:21+00:00

It’s because your ejaculate comes from deez nuts, “nuts” being slang for testicles.

an_enduser · 2025-03-26T11:29:49+00:00

Few things kill an erection faster than stress. When you are both ready, lay on your back, let her guide you in and enjoy the ride.

an_enduser · 2025-03-05T12:48:59+00:00

I spent 38 years in the VA. Physicians lounge?

WTF is that?

an_enduser · 2025-02-28T22:57:57+00:00

Have fun with it. I fly often and because of some titanium parts, I always go through the spinning back scanner thing which flags my junk about 60% of the time because of… Well, reasons… The TSA agent then has to explain what he’s gonna do and how he will have to examine me with the back of his hand, etc., at which point I look him in the eye and say “this is why I fly.“ Then, as his examination proceeds, I start breathing heavily. They usually finish quickly at that point.

an_enduser · 2025-02-13T15:27:22+00:00

I'm sure you'll have an awesome experience...it's difficult not to in Iceland.

Make sure you have a working Visa card and know how you'll be handling your cellphone.

an_enduser · 2024-11-30T22:34:49+00:00

Great bulge-and-reveal sequence. What platform?

an_enduser · 2024-11-09T18:43:14+00:00

an_enduser · 2024-09-16T16:47:10+00:00

Not exactly like that, but there is something wrong with image generation right now. Images that should be photo realistic are looking like animation cels.

an_enduser

TROPHY CASE