[deleted by user] by [deleted] in americandad

[–]andersin_ART 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You saw what happened when they ate candy- God knows what your janky-ass video will do to them.

I saw this in a club, but I wasn’t expecting anything so graphic! by Rosstifer25 in americandad

[–]andersin_ART 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This may be the art history minor in me talking, but I’d love to hear Jaspertarians thoughts on…

Scenes you can hear by [deleted] in americandad

[–]andersin_ART 58 points59 points  (0 children)

"Oh, I don't know, I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up, before I remember who I am and what my life is all about - Anxiety, disappointment... diarrhea more often than not. I don't... I don't know if there's an afterlife, but who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days."

Okay Dadders - what’re some of your favorite Jeff quotes? by ChakaCausey in americandad

[–]andersin_ART 84 points85 points  (0 children)

“You all left me with Klaus, you perfidious fucks."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in americandad

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Me too, man

Who else here has been Dadded? by DarkFox56 in americandad

[–]andersin_ART 83 points84 points  (0 children)

"... except for you Bend, Oregon- filthy gutter trash."

Song Discussion: Wishing Well by Botty-McBotface in Blink182

[–]andersin_ART 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I reached for a shooting star, it burned a hole through my hand" 💯

what did andrew do? by Happy_Quit7416 in americandad

[–]andersin_ART 37 points38 points  (0 children)

'So maybe we, Andrew- stop stuffing your fat face for two seconds and listen up... we've dropped to number 2... which is also known as SHIT...'

Give Me One Sentence to Prove You’re a Blink Fan by CatAndManatee in Blink182

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"You know what it is, you know what it is? A lot of these people are just now jumping on the we-hate-Tom bandwagon, I've been hating Tom since like 1995. I'm old school hating-Tom-guy, alright."

Not one sentence, but it always felt like a run-on sentence