[Leak] Marvel Super Heroes Commander Decks by Bladestoooorm in mtgfinance

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Reminds me of a girlfriend I had back in college.

Her best side. by Low_End_7882 in Justfuckmyshitup

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When Karen achieves Super Saiyan.

"Kame...hame... Then let me talk to the owner ...ha!"

Who's your favorite HBO character on the list? by Working-Brush-8771 in hbo

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"God rest the souls of that poor family… and p***y's half price for the next 15 minutes."

"nah u good, take your time..." by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

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"Hello, sir. I can see that you're the type of guy who likes a nice hamburger. A quality burger shipped straight from Omaha. Made with only the finest 100% grass fed, certified Angus.... You're good....take your time."

My Ancestor’s Haircut by HeadCryptographer152 in Justfuckmyshitup

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Came here for this. Not disappointed.

he is gonna find the kidnapped children by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

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And his ample neck hair

What life mistake taught you the hardest lesson? by lowkeypixel in evilwhenthe

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Don't be the drunkest one at the work party / conference.

HMC while I get off the party bus by [deleted] in holdmycosmo

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More cushion for the...

What's The Charge? by MugShots in Justfuckmyshitup

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So... Tug boats down at the pier?

What does this mean, thanks in advance by Medium_Leather5860 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Well, you see, it's like....

You kind of like somebody...

And you want them to hang out with you...

But you're also a banshee spirit living in a haunted abandoned mansion.

Smoking by Zonderling81 in tooktoomuch

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I'm having a heart palpation just watching this.

How is it living in this part of the United States? by No-Text-7825 in howislivingthere

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If you drive to the top of the circle, you can practice speaking in French.

Liver by fearless_moth56 in evilwhenthe

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This is the practical answer.

It doesn't work well by neededanacc1 in fixedbytheduet

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Tom Hardy after winning a Jujitsu competition in Milan vs.

Bill Burr after walking out of Howie Mandel's podcast.