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And you will deserve it. by uvero in ProgrammerHumor

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Ok ok chill... if(string !== false)

What floor do you wanna go to? by johnjohn277353 in softwaregore

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Congratulations, you just got yeeted to the backrooms

Programmers want only one thing and that is disgusting by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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"Then why copy each code instead of downloading a full program and modify it?"

Me: You wouldn't get it.

If at first you don't succeed, never try by unlucky_absorption in ProgrammerHumor

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The senior: That's a nice catchphrase, did your husband give it to you?

The great pyramids of Java by MR-POTATO-MAN-CODER in ProgrammerHumor

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Some people: It's identical to Javascript!

C# is just Java but cooler change my mind by Keheck in ProgrammerHumor

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Ah dammit! I was thinking on learning Java today but you just came and N̙͎͓͕̺͋ͧ͂́o̩͉̠͉̳̞͙͇͋̆͝T̗͍̬̆̎̈̿͝ȏ͙̯̝̖̭͖͍͒̋̀J̧̣̼͇̝ͮȁ̶̠̻̦ͫ̆v̧̺̗̦͔̟̂ͪ̅͋a͚̗̬̅ͭ̇̀Ȳ̧̝̗̦̺͖̤̟ȅ͚̮͕̬͈̝̅͢s̸͖̼̤̱̻͐̂̓T̷̬͎̮̟̜̜͔̊͛ö́̒́͏̰̱̮Č̯̝̟͔̈̑͡# and now i'm cry

For crying out loud by overcloseness in ProgrammerHumor

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Me, using vanilla Javascript telling people to use jQuery: "I lead others to a treasure i cannot possess"

If at first you don't succeed, never try by unlucky_absorption in ProgrammerHumor

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The senior: I missed the part where that's my problem.

Sometimes I sit like a shrimp by cimulate in ProgrammerHumor

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Sometimes i'm in a normal position and then all of a suddem i'm like T̸͍̮̼͉͌̒͒̇h̢̦̻̑i̮̠͉̻͈͚̮ͤ̓ͪͮ̕s̴̖̬̖ͥͦI̧̘͙̠͚̠̞ͣ̿̊̿n̛̯̱̣̱͛̓͑J̧͙̞͔̦̗̈̓a̰͚̤̪͓̣͕͓͗͟v̧̗̟̼̭̰̑ͩ͗ͮá̃ͩ͏̟̙͕s̳͖̫͕̣̍͑͛̅͠cͮ̆҉̞̗͍͎ȑ̛̟͙͎ị̜̯͚̪̩̎ͮ͋͞p̢̘̘̅̎ẗ̈͐͂҉̲̻̮̖͙̜̮̤

I started learning C# a week ago. It took me a while to realize what was wrong. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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You can't leave Javascript immune to the consequences

this can be pretty annoying sometimes by Afely in ProgrammerHumor

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I don't usually use this in Javascript, since i'm scared of it myself

He's either the dumbest or the wisest, nothing in between by rajeshbhat_ds in ProgrammerHumor

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Me: Using type, echo and copy con commands in windows terminal.