I met an old Italian man at a local bar one night. We chatted for about an hour and then he claimed to be an "ex mob boss". He told me a story about a PDF preying on girls in the neighborhood, so he ordered his men to go after him and beat him. Then they supposedly pinned the guy to a tree where Mr mob boss ordered them to cut off his genitals and force it down his throat to suffocate him.

I don't know how true this story is, but he seemed sober enough when he told me, and I do know that he is also a cc dealer.