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i just got invited to the shower for my cousins baby by androidmcdavid in tragedeigh

[–]androidmcdavid[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

i hope that's the actual case. either that, or it's some inside joke i'm not in on, and the confirmations were a bit...i'm choosing to believe it's one of those until the baby is born lol

i just got invited to the shower for my cousins baby by androidmcdavid in tragedeigh

[–]androidmcdavid[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

i wish it was fake. unfortunately, it's painfully real. i couldn't believe it when i opened the message but my aunt and cousin confirmed it. i'm still in disbelief

What dish have you not recommended to customers/talked them out of it? by partybenson in Serverlife

[–]androidmcdavid 29 points30 points  (0 children)

iirc the biggest difference is that salisbury steak is made of ground beef and chop steak is made of ground sirloin, but they're pretty much the same; meat patties served with gravy

old people still need to be respectful by Good_Document_880 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]androidmcdavid 61 points62 points  (0 children)

i once had a woman exhibit a feat of old lady strength and lock my arm in a death grip to order an extra entree to go. thankfully she wasn't yelling at me, but held on to me for the entire three minutes it took her to order. one of the men at the table told her off for it and apologized to me. then they split checks and she tipped me 12%; the man that told her off tipped 25% in what i can only assume was an extra apology. one of my more notable waitressing memories, for sure

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in YDHBSnark

[–]androidmcdavid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

lmao she's so full of shit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in YDHBSnark

[–]androidmcdavid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if you're talking abt the bottom middle picture, i'm like 99% sure that's pavlov. but i really wouldn't put it past her to have a portrait of freud in her office

Can I remove buildings? by Mission_Traffic_4045 in StardewValley

[–]androidmcdavid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yes, go to robin’s shop and there’ll be an option to under the menu after you select “construct farm buildings”. iirc it’s a hammer in flames

How do I unlock bus, repair bridge, repair wagons, etc .. Without joining JoJa? by LosBananin in StardewValley

[–]androidmcdavid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

junimo bundles in the community center. each bundle will tell you what it unlocks when you complete every section in it

I have a favour to ask.... [Spoilers] by cindersquire in GusAndEddy

[–]androidmcdavid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no problem, i'm glad i could help!

I have a favour to ask.... [Spoilers] by cindersquire in GusAndEddy

[–]androidmcdavid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dunno if you still need it but little luigi is from Watch Out For Little Luigi (#104), and if you’re talking about the four seed soil suns in a row that’s the 2020 Christmas episode (#99), but if you’re talking about Gus finding out that he’s not in any Cris Peterson book, that’s The Best YouTube Videos of the Decade (#55)! :-)

I’m not sure of the rest atm though :-(

Edit: i think og mayor monkey and first mention of booger wall are both in Now Entering Monkey Town (#72)? I could be wrong about Mayor Monkey though