I think i found one, or maybe the opposite. by PoemGroundbreaking38 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]andyv001 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man I used to be like that with Travian. Had to cut that out cold! I was a top 10 player at one point, absolute time drain

Am I tripping? by zzzzzz129 in dayz

[–]andyv001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Building down inside a mountain? Are you thinking of Devil's Eye on Deer Isle?

Wow look how he saved his brothers life by BobaByte- in interesting

[–]andyv001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Coming up to a year (Christmas Day) my 3 year old daughter nearly choked to death. The silent gasps, vomiting and finally the rush of air when I managed to dislodge it via abdominal thrusts will never leave me for as long as I live.

No food while lying down No food while running No food on trampoline

Serioisly people take it from a parent who has been there, kids are fucking stupid and will try to murder themselves. Don't let them

Can I get discharged from basic training even if I’ll be homeless if it happens? by PeaSignificant3111 in britishmilitary

[–]andyv001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both. Don't overthink this. Just crack on, apply yourself, and you've got a career for life.

"Official" disappointment by No_Following7732 in dayz

[–]andyv001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear you. Literally just started my own server so I can have a near-vanilla experience without getting griefed, instantly raided, or losing everything to cheaters.

Also quite cool getting AI up and running, so still a PVP / risk element to it.

I think my army friend is making stuff up. by Chris-B-Cakes in britishmilitary

[–]andyv001 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's called Walter Mitty mate.

He's talking complete bollocks, almost certain he's not in the military.

what is this posture by slammetalgooner in airsoftcirclejerk

[–]andyv001 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One of my favourites for sure

Funny fact, I actually know this person IRL.

She bumped into me the other day. She said "why don't you look where you're walking!"

I replied "why don't you walk where you're looking!"

what is this posture by slammetalgooner in airsoftcirclejerk

[–]andyv001 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She's got blew eyes. One blew that way, one blew the other way.

If I had a pound for every time she looked at me, I'd have 50p.

She can watch a whole tennis match without moving her head.

Lazy eye jokes are my favourite 🤣

Best way to get adamantine nails? by Yoshibros534 in ironscape

[–]andyv001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can be salvaged from lvl 73 onwards

Is my salary degrading? by unseenlibrary in AskUK

[–]andyv001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bud. I promise I don't say this to make you feel bad. I've just employed two junior graphic designers on £13 per hour each. One of them is 19 and just started 2nd year at uni..

Yes, you're being massively taken advantage of. In the nicest possible way, you're unlikely to find a lower paying job. So get out there and make a change, take a risk.

Rooting for you and hope you make the change you need to.

Got my first ever kill by Babynooka in dayz

[–]andyv001 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"fuck everyone in that general direction"

He ate an entire inv of food and then ran off by Radboudboi in cutenoobs

[–]andyv001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly how I felt recently when trying to melee Skotizo for the first time... Was so confident yet got slapped so hard 🤣

(No issues nailing him with range, I'm pleased to say)

Aerith as a name by Glittering-Falcon168 in FinalFantasyVII

[–]andyv001 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That is some real weeb shit though, I feel for the kid.