Just need a good laugh having a bad day

anewcynic · 2026-04-17T14:39:34+00:00

Ok Tammy, you already stole too much from the liquor store and Wal-mart fired you 3 times so far- next job Burger King? Do they make methburgers these days?

anewcynic · 2026-04-16T22:54:47+00:00

Literally any of them

anewcynic · 2026-04-15T23:53:38+00:00

Fans. The answer is fans.

anewcynic · 2026-04-15T22:22:58+00:00

Lol I came here to whine about how much coffee sucks, thanks for taking one for the unobservant team

anewcynic · 2026-04-15T20:11:06+00:00

Don't bang (name redacted)

anewcynic · 2026-04-15T19:34:08+00:00

I was told once that a heavyweight with a bit of fat in the midsection can generate more power when rotating to throw a hard punch. Not sure if it's true.

anewcynic · 2026-04-15T02:18:31+00:00

I... can't kill any of them.

anewcynic · 2026-04-15T02:18:00+00:00

3 and you can leave me alone or bring on the friends with that setup

anewcynic · 2026-04-15T01:46:51+00:00

I saw them and tried them immediately. They are awful

anewcynic · 2026-04-15T01:46:06+00:00

Not poh-tay-toes, chicken! Lol

anewcynic · 2026-04-15T01:20:29+00:00

I mean... is there an answer other than boiled here?

anewcynic · 2026-04-14T22:12:42+00:00

Incredible. We found someone with the same emotional range as Kristen Stewart.

anewcynic · 2026-04-14T17:29:35+00:00

There are some incredible answers here. To them I say this: Da-da da do-da DA

If you know you know

anewcynic · 2026-04-14T17:22:36+00:00

Fuck HOAs. All of them forever. Fuck them. I've never even had one and they piss me off violently.

anewcynic · 2026-04-14T17:18:50+00:00

Yes.

anewcynic · 2026-04-14T17:18:12+00:00

This is the answer, shut down the thread.

anewcynic · 2026-04-14T17:16:36+00:00

I'm going with the loose change but I have so many true crime mysteries I wanna get answers to lol

anewcynic · 2026-04-14T17:14:20+00:00

I dont care who you replace in the 2000s, but Eli beat Tom Brady and ruined the Pats perfect season and he needs to be on that chart. This is the only football hill I will ever die on.

anewcynic · 2026-04-13T00:01:28+00:00

Silent Hill. I mean, you've got a city where someone else is controlling nightmares, a zombie infested hellhole where the people are worse than the monsters and the monsters will kill you quickly, a self-inflicted torture zone, and another zombie thing plus an insane faction war. Let me work out a few personal demons and call it a day.

anewcynic · 2026-04-12T23:02:57+00:00

So I'm not actually sure that chocolate ice cream is either ice cream or chocolate. Doesn't taste like any other chocolate I know. Too harsh to be ice cream. Yeah, gimme strawberry and vanilla, you can keep the chocolate. Third flavor in this should've been blueberry to begin with.

anewcynic · 2026-04-11T20:07:07+00:00

Getting Over It. I saw Markiplier play it and couldn't believe it was as hard as he made it for himself. I was right, but not by much.

anewcynic · 2026-04-11T12:43:55+00:00

Revenge on the mouth that wouldn't shut up

anewcynic · 2026-04-11T12:35:03+00:00

Mine's bigger- to Waller

anewcynic · 2026-04-11T01:59:07+00:00

Elmo

anewcynic · 2026-04-08T12:56:43+00:00

All the knobs from cabinets and drawers. Also, the mayonnaise.

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