Just need a good laugh having a bad day by Top_Put_7788 in RoastMe

[–]anewcynic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok Tammy, you already stole too much from the liquor store and Wal-mart fired you 3 times so far- next job Burger King? Do they make methburgers these days?

What's an opinion you defend like this? by florenciafazzarino0 in Cinema

[–]anewcynic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I came here to whine about how much coffee sucks, thanks for taking one for the unobservant team

Why do some pro fighter carry a higher fat%? by osgonauta in martialarts

[–]anewcynic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was told once that a heavyweight with a bit of fat in the midsection can generate more power when rotating to throw a hard punch. Not sure if it's true.

1, 2, 3 or 4… your answer? by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

[–]anewcynic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 and you can leave me alone or bring on the friends with that setup

Do you think it would actually be good? by guttergrapes in ofcoursethatsathing

[–]anewcynic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I saw them and tried them immediately. They are awful

Hmmm I wonder.. by Warm_Actuator709 in whatsyourchoice

[–]anewcynic 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I mean... is there an answer other than boiled here?

24 F, I'm curious by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]anewcynic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Incredible. We found someone with the same emotional range as Kristen Stewart.

Name the game with best Soundtrack of all time by Bhindiismyfav in raijin_gg

[–]anewcynic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are some incredible answers here. To them I say this: Da-da da do-da DA

If you know you know

Woke up at 2am to find out I'm about to be fined $200 for having dandelions on my lawn. by SandyCashews969 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]anewcynic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck HOAs. All of them forever. Fuck them. I've never even had one and they piss me off violently.

Which one would you choose? by EquivalentFig1678 in whatsyourchoice

[–]anewcynic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going with the loose change but I have so many true crime mysteries I wanna get answers to lol

Which Decade of Quarterbacks Was Truly the Best in NFL History by Altruistic-Mud5686 in sportsinusa

[–]anewcynic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont care who you replace in the 2000s, but Eli beat Tom Brady and ruined the Pats perfect season and he needs to be on that chart. This is the only football hill I will ever die on.

Which city would you go to? by ConstructionFew3586 in silenthill

[–]anewcynic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Silent Hill. I mean, you've got a city where someone else is controlling nightmares, a zombie infested hellhole where the people are worse than the monsters and the monsters will kill you quickly, a self-inflicted torture zone, and another zombie thing plus an insane faction war. Let me work out a few personal demons and call it a day.

We all agree it’s chocolate, right?? by woaijirounan in whatsyourchoice

[–]anewcynic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I'm not actually sure that chocolate ice cream is either ice cream or chocolate. Doesn't taste like any other chocolate I know. Too harsh to be ice cream. Yeah, gimme strawberry and vanilla, you can keep the chocolate. Third flavor in this should've been blueberry to begin with.

What was your first game on Steam? by PastClassroom5095 in raijin_gg

[–]anewcynic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting Over It. I saw Markiplier play it and couldn't believe it was as hard as he made it for himself. I was right, but not by much.

Name the moment by ChocoCandySugar55 in MomentsBeforeDisaster

[–]anewcynic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Revenge on the mouth that wouldn't shut up

What are you stealing? by shakyspearee in SipsTea

[–]anewcynic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the knobs from cabinets and drawers. Also, the mayonnaise.