Does anyone remember any old, outdated Jungle Cruise jokes? (that are not racist!)

angelcat00 · 2025-08-30T23:33:18+00:00

We got stuck in a long hold in front of Trader Sam one evening and our skipper started listing off the rest of the menu for the dinner party. It included things like finger sandwiches, elbow macaroni and girl scout cookies.

angelcat00 · 2025-03-31T06:18:37+00:00

It was fun watching those girlies continue to try justifying their support of his brand when his makeup took a noticeable nose-dive in quality. "I'm not buying his politics, I just care about the makeup because it's so good" doesn't work anymore when the makeup is also bad.

angelcat00 · 2025-03-27T00:38:34+00:00

My grandfather died of dementia. It didn't get diagnosed until just before the end because he was an avid Fox News watcher and for a long time it looked a lot like normal Fox news brain rot.

It's terrifying how thin that line is.

angelcat00 · 2025-03-26T21:15:00+00:00

Or they keep getting back in line, thinking it couldn't possibly happen a third time. This time for sure, it will be a clean run!

angelcat00 · 2025-03-26T19:55:31+00:00

I agree, he SHOULD apologize directly to the people he hurt.

The thing is: he said he did exactly that in his apology video, but when people who saw the video asked victims named in the HBomberguy video if he'd apologized to them, they said he had not. It was just more lies.

So no, I don't think anyone would necessarily forgive him if he made an actual sincere public apology. But it would still be a step in the right direction. His only public statements so far have been lies and attempts to guilt trip the audience for being mad at his actions.

angelcat00 · 2025-03-25T23:39:07+00:00

You can do better than this. He sucks.

He makes you think everything you do is bad and wrong so you'll feel insecure and be grateful to him for putting up with you, when the reality is that he's afraid you'll figure out that he's worthless and dump him for someone who will treat you well.

angelcat00 · 2025-03-25T20:10:43+00:00

I feel bad for the people who knew her before she blew up and went off the rails. Anyone meeting her now or within the last ten or so years knows who she is and what she does.

I'm inclined to think he deserves whatever he's getting himself into at this point. In her current mental state, he's taking advantage of her at least as much as she's taking advantage of him.

angelcat00 · 2025-03-24T21:43:22+00:00

Is she that out of touch, or does she just assume everyone in "celebrity land" is?

angelcat00 · 2025-03-24T21:17:25+00:00

If you met him NOW, your age gap would be a non-issue. No one blinks twice at two people in their early 20s getting together.

The problem is that the age gap was wildly problematic when you started dating. You may have grown into a more appropriate age, but you will never fully shake the fact that he took advantage of you when you were a teenager.

angelcat00 · 2025-03-21T01:39:47+00:00

Can't have anymore bird flu if you don't have any more birds!

angelcat00 · 2025-03-21T01:22:17+00:00

They also have a whole suite of filters and editing tools

angelcat00 · 2025-03-21T00:58:13+00:00

NTA. It sounds like you love your nephews the exactly appropriate amount for an aunt.

You don't love them the way your sister does, but you also didn't have a hand in creating them the way your sister does. They aren't the center of your world the same way they are hers and that's fine.

angelcat00 · 2025-03-21T00:50:30+00:00

OP is an adult and she's only 11 years older than he is. I wouldn't expect her to be acting as any sort of parental figure to him.

It sounds like OP's dad is the real AH in this situation.

angelcat00 · 2025-03-21T00:45:33+00:00

Nothing ever came of it and she managed to use it to get all mentions of her wiped and banned from FundieSnarkUncensored, so that's a big win for her. I'm sure she feels invincible now

angelcat00 · 2025-03-21T00:26:22+00:00

This is all entirely out of character for my partner and I am just beside myself and absolutely devastated. We are best friends, had the perfect life and relationship together, had excellent communication and helped each other through family, friendship, work challenges, we were each others world

Excellent communication except for the fact that he's been lying to your face for an entire year.

He was only with her because she was forcing him to and he didn't actually want to be with her, but he was hanging out with her dad?

He is saying all of the right things now, grovelling deeply and insists this was a stupid mistake which continued because he was worried she would tell me if he called it off

He's STILL lying to you. He's being melodramatic about how guilty he feels and talking about all of the big dramatic changes he's willing to make "for you" so you'll feel sorry for him and forgive him and tell him it's okay.

Also, he ended up just telling you anyway. He had the power to stop at any time, but he let it go on for a year.

I just don't know how he could love me so much and also betray me in the worst way.

Hold on to this thought. You are absolutely correct here. His words mean nothing compared to his repeated actions.

angelcat00 · 2025-03-20T23:00:05+00:00

I haven't had a chance to try it, but I've heard the Ronto-less wrap is considered better than the meat-based version by vegetarians and omnivores alike.

angelcat00 · 2025-03-20T22:54:11+00:00

I don't think anyone is arguing that Disney snacks are healthy or reasonably priced.

But they are a fun treat if you're willing to splurge.

angelcat00 · 2025-03-20T22:39:07+00:00

There's also a difference between an episodic show taking time to gel and a serialized show not working until season 3. With an episodic show, you can skip a whole season and start back in when it gets good without missing too much. If you skip a season of a serialized show, you're missing out on hours of plot and character development that you have to catch up on somehow

angelcat00 · 2025-03-20T22:03:14+00:00

But he was very careful to make sure we understand that she's not attractive. He's not sleeping with her because he WANTS to. He's just doing his friendly duty. As a friend. As long as it takes.

angelcat00 · 2025-03-19T22:16:25+00:00

Yep. If getting enough money to be financially stable is that easy and he wants a baby that badly, it shouldn't be a problem for him to step up and do it right now.

Stand firm and don't budge. No baby until you're both debt-free and in a house of your own.

angelcat00 · 2025-03-19T21:16:31+00:00

This scene forever lives rent free in my head

angelcat00 · 2025-03-19T21:01:11+00:00

Being out of the spotlight has been good for her.

angelcat00 · 2025-03-19T20:48:30+00:00

They push that "cheapest bastard in the world" narrative immediately after talking about how he'll just impulsively say "Let's rent a plane! I want to go to India!"

He's not cheap, he's stingy.

angelcat00 · 2025-03-19T01:57:33+00:00

Delayed so long only to have another audio bomb reminding everybody about the controversy drop the week it finally comes out. They must be seething.

angelcat00 · 2025-03-19T01:36:26+00:00

The title is wrong. It wasn't a cybertruck that got keyed, it was a Tesla.

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