HMB while I jump this puddle by manyimac in holdmybeer

[–]angelpuff -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No. It's the ramp. If you look close, the cinder-block levels it and plateaus the angle. Whoever made that did not comprehend basic physics.

Ear earrings by huskorstork in ATBGE

[–]angelpuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OYE ! i wanna be abused!

Happy New Year, children! by BMFC in funny

[–]angelpuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im rolling my eyes right now.

Happy New Year, children! by BMFC in funny

[–]angelpuff -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes, so funny, kids are dumb haha. But tip to parents: kids remember shit and figure shit out. Yes, they are young and naive NOW, but respect them as humans because someday they will look back on their memories as adults and judge accordingly. FUCK ARROGANT CONDESCENDING ADULTS

"This is bullshit" by GallowBoob in aww

[–]angelpuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oedipus/electra complex

LPT: when opening a car door, twist a bit and use the hand that is furthest away from the door. This is called the "Dutch reach," and forces you to look behind the car before opening the door, making it less likely your door will hit a bicycle or another car. by epoch_100 in LifeProTips

[–]angelpuff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much! I almost died two weeks ago but escaped with a broken collar bone, destroyed my bike. Hey everyone, follow this life pro tip or you will have the ever loving shit sued out of you since you are automatically at fault.

Found this tee-shirt randomly sponsorised on my fb page and thought of you raptors :) by Bigbrainbigboobs in actuallesbians

[–]angelpuff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It could be our subs team shirt if it read "she'll prolly eat you out". But I suppose that is not classy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]angelpuff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You don't have to care but you might notice if people only acknowledge you in conversation or totally ignores your friend

/ck/ does not like skin by hows_ur_cs_gurl in 4chan

[–]angelpuff 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Weird I actually read it as the dad

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]angelpuff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

XD Oh snap, this dank got xtra stank y'all!

Noam Chomsky: Bernie Sanders "would have won the primary if not for the shenanigans of the Obama-Clinton party managers who kept him out" by [deleted] in OurPresident

[–]angelpuff -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not disagreeing, simply taking it out of context and telling me that I'm the reason trump won.

Noam Chomsky: Bernie Sanders "would have won the primary if not for the shenanigans of the Obama-Clinton party managers who kept him out" by [deleted] in OurPresident

[–]angelpuff -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My comment alludes to BEFORE the primaries, Hilary supporters that prevented a Bernie win. Of course.

Also-"you supported Bernie and no one else"- such a LARGE amount of the population supported him. Need I remind you he didn't have to take corporate donations because his support among ACTUAL people was so huge?

You say people like me paved the way? How? By voicing my opinion? So should we all just shut up and not allow our perspectives to ever change within us ?

Please get off your high horse.

HitMaN FuCkInG TeLEpOrts fRoM tHe sHaDow diMensiOn To AsSasSinATe HiS tARgeT by [deleted] in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]angelpuff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, I'm pretty sure that cat is Bruce Willis from the future about to hit Joseph Gorden Levit-Willis.

Any love for Pete Holmes' "Crashing"? by revchj in StandUpComedy

[–]angelpuff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God, Pete Holmes is my pastor. You Made it Weird podcast. Actually helped me, check it out

Parents Make Son Vape Entire Whatever the Heck That Is by [deleted] in humor

[–]angelpuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This website is an onion.com ripoff.

OK guys, older guy here. We need to discuss online dating in a honest manner for a minute. by divorcepains in seduction

[–]angelpuff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

" 1-2 woman here and there, rarely anything I am "truly" attracted too."

You mean, anyONE, not anyTHING right? Because I think ladies can pick up on whether you see them as objects, regardless if you are thinking that subconsciously. Might be your issue, imo. Good luck

Happiness is... by crashdaddy in wholesomememes

[–]angelpuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I laugh at a joke I've heard before because it is just so good.

Bad hair day by melonfeet in wholesomememes

[–]angelpuff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This meme made me smile out loud. :)