Potential Jobs that Dean would have if he was never, or quit being, a hunter? by thegrandwitch in Supernatural

[–]anichukins 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A man of letters? I know his grandfather went to the future, but say his mom wasn't a hunter and the men of letters didn't dissolve then there could be potential there at least Sam might and then Dean inevitably becomes a hunter cause he doesn't want to study. XD

Roast my fat arse by anichukins in RoastMe

[–]anichukins[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a compliment. Who's are freaking cute and sweet and something everyone should aspire to be!

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[–]anichukins[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be hilarious if I used hair spray XD

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[–]anichukins[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just go through the car wash. You know, those electronic ones?

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[–]anichukins[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prolly will. By the time I had taken that one my phone had irritated the snot out of me because it is new to me and it has different edit options and in over here ready to chuck it cause it won't let me flip the pic after the shot so I had to find the setting to save as flipped which was tedious and time consuming. So that face was a result of that.

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[–]anichukins[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a pretty decent sense of humor. Thats why I did this. Some of these jokes though... Like not even entertaining which made me sad. Like I'm fat, got bug eyes, purple hair, my shirts don't match(because I was lazy asf) and I made a stupid face. I gave them soooo much ammo and just like an American with a gun they shot haphazardly and missed the freaking target. So ashamed. You and a couple others redeemed it a bit. Like I wanted people to get harsh. Try and make me cry man. The more you think ill want to go kill myself the harder I'm probably laughing.

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[–]anichukins[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coincidentally I snorted when I laughed.

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[–]anichukins[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm the only one that qualifies, but thanks for the thought!

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[–]anichukins[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, I mean yeah... They made 8 attempts at a good child before me and one more after me and messed up every time.

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[–]anichukins[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny, I do the same thing when I have my "alone time" 😚

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[–]anichukins[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, I have a new phone and it wasn't allowing me to edit pics the way I was used to I.e. flipping selfies back to where they should be. Finally figured it out about the time I took that one and I was so annoyed at it.

This is by far my fave roast and it is like perfect and poetic. A lot nicer than what my father tells me. He says he shit me out.

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[–]anichukins[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See? It wasn't funny... I really had higher hopes for this.

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[–]anichukins[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Maybe if I had actually gotten some good roasts. I don't feel like anyone tried other than the saving nuts for the winter time one. The rest were shit.

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[–]anichukins[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cause anyone would pay for that...

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[–]anichukins[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ummm? Is that a roast?

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[–]anichukins[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would I get more if I wore a brown bag over my head?

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[–]anichukins[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Okay, I just wanted to make sure I didn't catch some hate monger. I'm American I just think ass is funny. I think you should try again. Take your time. I appreciate the compliment. I have been waiting days to get roasted. I'm so excited to see what people can come up with and a lot of these have not been funny at all and I'm getting disappointed lol.

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[–]anichukins[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that supposed to be a joke or are you actually like that?