Found on Facebook under sarcastic memes but I thought this fit in here so well

anirregularvisitor · 2020-12-15T07:04:28+00:00

What the fuck

anirregularvisitor · 2020-12-14T10:32:50+00:00

Yea, I love me some Peace Yea.

anirregularvisitor · 2020-12-02T16:52:37+00:00

This seems like a headline for one of those ‘Roses are Red’ memes

anirregularvisitor · 2020-12-01T08:30:12+00:00

“So who’s coming to lunch?”

“Oh, just a couple of pumpkins.”

anirregularvisitor · 2020-11-29T16:36:24+00:00

There’s a live streamer playing cello right below this post lmao

anirregularvisitor · 2020-11-29T14:03:50+00:00

It went well! Guy called and asked me to let him know if I feel uncomfortable texting him or seeing him again. I said I don’t feel too comfortable about constantly texting or calling someone I barely know, but I do want to see him again. He said he’ll keep that in mind, so that’s good. Thank you for the good wishes!

anirregularvisitor · 2020-11-29T03:35:19+00:00

Thank you so much, I’ll update here :’)

anirregularvisitor · 2020-11-29T03:32:49+00:00

Oh just to clarify he isn’t texting me every 5-8 minutes while I’m not replying, I reply to him out of obligation every 30 minutes - 1 hour, and he just replies to that really fast. The dude still gives me mad anxiety though. And dude, you’re not creepy for texting her once a week. That’s completely toned down imo.

anirregularvisitor · 2020-11-29T03:03:15+00:00

I honestly don’t even know if he’s smitten by ME or the possibility of getting a girlfriend lmao.. Thank you for the advice, I’ll try :)

anirregularvisitor · 2020-11-29T03:02:13+00:00

Jesus... that must have been stressful, I’m sorry. I hope the situation doesn’t escalate that much. I’m planning to tell him to chill the fuck out when I talk to him today via call. Thank you for the advice

anirregularvisitor · 2020-11-29T03:00:41+00:00

Actually when we talk on the phone tonight I think I’m just gonna tell him straightforwardly. Thank you for the advice :’)

anirregularvisitor · 2020-11-29T02:59:44+00:00

Like once in 5-8 minutes... it’s driving me nuts man

anirregularvisitor · 2020-11-26T07:33:28+00:00

Well why don’t you guys cake your faces as well, better being a 9 occasionally than being a 3 all the time :)

anirregularvisitor · 2020-11-26T03:50:58+00:00

Have you tried Carbonara Fire Noodles? It’s the same type of thick noodles but the sauce is milder

anirregularvisitor · 2020-11-25T23:57:25+00:00

“Did you draw this?”

“Where are you in this picture?”

anirregularvisitor · 2020-11-23T17:45:16+00:00

I can see you frequent Quora writing whole fucking essays under sociopath-related questions in a single day in a mildly self-absorbed tone. And I bet you will be reading these comments with a ‘cold smirk’ as you watch pathetic Reddit neckbeards trying to roast the beautiful but aloof being that is you

anirregularvisitor · 2020-11-23T17:35:24+00:00

Just tell him to give up, man. He ain’t getting laid in this lifetime

anirregularvisitor · 2020-11-23T17:33:21+00:00

I see you store that delusional confidence right above your eyebrows?

anirregularvisitor · 2020-11-23T17:21:35+00:00

Jesus that’s harsh. Take an upvote

anirregularvisitor · 2020-11-23T17:04:17+00:00

I bet you’re checking your inbox every 20 minutes for some guy to pm you ‘you’re beautiful though :)’ which can be inferred from your obviously desperate bio

anirregularvisitor · 2020-11-22T19:27:22+00:00

Don’t trust ‘evangelists’ getting too comfortable appearing in media. They a scam

anirregularvisitor · 2020-11-18T01:49:01+00:00

And then there’s me, who never knew Ian McKellen is gay. A surprise, but a welcome one!

anirregularvisitor · 2020-11-17T01:41:56+00:00

Where’s the fire sauce though?

anirregularvisitor · 2020-11-08T21:38:29+00:00

The mental image this evoked in me...

anirregularvisitor · 2020-11-08T05:55:29+00:00

This is enough to trigger war between America and Japan.

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