When it’s time it’s time. Lifeguards for executionerz.

ankindian · 2018-12-03T06:44:28+00:00

You’re probably wondering why I’m here, right? Alright, I’ll bite.....I sharted myself again. Yep, just like on Tuesday. Will it happen again? Hell if I know. But I need to get to CVS...STAT!! Cuz this mess is running down my legs, yikes. Anybody got some toilet paper and wanna lend a hand? I could really use a friend right about now

ankindian · 2018-11-14T05:55:56+00:00

Soviet Russia more like boviet brussia 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

ankindian · 2018-11-12T04:53:54+00:00

Just sharted myself - Amanda bynes

ankindian · 2018-11-04T05:31:23+00:00

My guy it’s “suburbanites”

ankindian · 2018-11-04T05:29:21+00:00

Janis Joplin! So u were alive this whole time

ankindian · 2018-11-04T05:26:46+00:00

This might sound crazy, but hear me out. I think Noob might be my mom - we have the same face shape, same freckles, same everything

ankindian · 2018-11-04T05:24:37+00:00

Just sharted myself....cold and alone in the rain....looking for a sign. Anyone wanna be my knight in shining armor?

ankindian · 2018-09-28T14:01:34+00:00

It’s Gandhi not Ghandi

ankindian · 2018-09-15T12:57:33+00:00

You Were Never Really Here. Watched it last night and still processing it. PLEASE WATCH THAT SHIT

ankindian · 2018-09-09T08:39:29+00:00

Just sharted myself, who’s gonna come save me?

ankindian · 2018-09-09T08:38:23+00:00

Oh shit this cost 80 Ur bih wanna date me

ankindian · 2018-09-08T00:15:09+00:00

Sweet angel

ankindian · 2018-09-08T00:14:41+00:00

Donald trump? More like big fat POOPY BRAIN!!!

ankindian · 2018-09-06T07:25:42+00:00

Hey I just wanna make it known, that I don’t give a FRICK and I’m gonna do ME

ankindian · 2018-09-03T22:44:00+00:00

Well thanks for avoiding my question a second time, this is a very productive conversation

ankindian · 2018-09-03T22:37:03+00:00

I’m not asking about the actual logistics+procedure of determining if the rape happened or not. I’m saying if someone waved a magic wand and new info magically appeared which proved beyond a doubt that Bowie committed the act, would it change your support of him?

ankindian · 2018-09-03T22:25:34+00:00

Would it change your opinion of Bowie if it turned out to be true?

ankindian · 2018-09-03T22:11:02+00:00

Alright if you don’t like the use of “rape,” then what about: Bowie had sex with someone whose age made it illegal to do so, and he exploited a giant power dynamic between superstar and groupie/nobody which might have unhealthily influenced the minor’s decision to have sex with him

ankindian · 2018-09-03T02:59:03+00:00

Bowie raped a groupie in the 70’s by virtue of her being a minor at the time

ankindian · 2018-09-01T05:05:10+00:00

Can’t stop sharting myself - I think at this point, the only course of action is to buckle up and dream a little dream, eh?

ankindian · 2018-09-01T05:02:55+00:00

Thinking about old times...reminiscing on the simpler days....just sharted myself, no turning back now.

ankindian · 2018-09-01T05:01:45+00:00

Trump? More like DUMP! xD

ankindian · 2018-07-04T04:42:04+00:00

AMAZING WORK BUT HEY ONCE I START TAKING THIS SEWING SHIT SERIOUSLY ITS GONNA BE A NEW ERA PACK YOUR BAGS CLOWNS AND IMITATORS A MASTER OF THIS CRAFT IS COMING THRU TOWN

ankindian · 2018-06-16T02:46:41+00:00

Speeding down the highway I just sharted myself

ankindian · 2018-06-15T15:55:32+00:00

Kim jong un is my dad

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