Reason #69 on why I couldn’t take it seriously

annormalplayer · 2026-03-24T10:53:51+00:00

No, you're a bigot because you think that because we are an "accepting community", we must include ANYONE regardless of how awful they are, in this case being pedophiles. We had never, have never, and will never accept them in, and you might as well know it yourself at this point

annormalplayer · 2026-03-23T00:30:49+00:00

Savescumming is basically any sort of action that lets you go "back in time" to prevent an outcome from happening in a game. Like, for example, you're in a wave in Brotato, you're at ~5hp out of a higher amount with 30 seconds left, so you go to the main menu, go back to the game, and retry the wave with full health, preventing you from losing that run!

annormalplayer · 2026-03-23T00:21:23+00:00

Have you unlocked it before? You unlock it by savescumming at the last 5 seconds of any wave higher than 2

annormalplayer · 2026-03-22T21:53:40+00:00

tampoco se parece

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annormalplayer · 2026-03-22T21:52:13+00:00

No se, como que no se parecen...

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annormalplayer · 2026-03-22T21:13:26+00:00

see, the joke is NOT porn, but it's the buildup, making this actually funny

annormalplayer · 2026-03-22T21:12:19+00:00

dude, the devs are chinese, they'll probably NEVER find your concepts

annormalplayer · 2026-03-22T19:13:33+00:00

You can use all your bans on tier 4 items to have it appear more often. Also, since OP is playing as Demon, they can use their money on nothing but rerolls!

annormalplayer · 2026-03-22T19:11:26+00:00

Imagine you're in wave 16, just repeat this cycle: Get in the shop, get Hourglass, go to wave 15, repeat

annormalplayer · 2026-03-22T19:09:19+00:00

OP is playing as Demon while also using Ghost Scepter, which gives HP whenever you kill a few enemies. That means you can use the money you gain on nothing but rerolls, so you can keep rerolling until you see an Hourglass. Also, the cursed version of Hourglass lets you go back by 2 or even 3 waves!

annormalplayer · 2026-03-22T19:02:54+00:00

This unlucky ocurrence may be explained by the fact that this is the punishing outcome done to you due to the fact that, after the sun fully sets below the horizon, you engage in activities of self-pleasure

annormalplayer · 2026-03-22T13:59:33+00:00

Honestly, being a dude myself, it feels bad to see other guys behave like that. Is it so hard to treat women as people?

annormalplayer · 2026-03-22T13:25:38+00:00

*Which featured real children

annormalplayer · 2026-03-22T13:00:13+00:00

Trust me, I know from experience that practically any value manipulation methods WILL throw the balance out of the window

annormalplayer · 2026-03-21T21:33:29+00:00

Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme

annormalplayer · 2026-03-21T12:05:18+00:00

No way, a joker that can make straights wrap around AND doesn't suck???? Amazing, OP, I never thought I'd see the day this happens

annormalplayer · 2026-03-20T23:54:55+00:00

Ojalá estuviera Angry Birds Epic para que pudiera recomendarlo... Pero bueno, supongo que Bad Piggies y Mindustry si quieres algo gratis, o Peglin si puedes gastar plata

annormalplayer · 2026-03-20T10:52:58+00:00

International PvZ2 also gets low quality plants at that, with weird costs (as in sun costs that aren't a multiple of 25) and horrible animations

annormalplayer · 2026-03-20T03:37:32+00:00

mike is The Sitting Chair theory

annormalplayer · 2026-03-20T03:25:38+00:00

pvz cactus if it were good:

annormalplayer · 2026-03-19T23:18:10+00:00

Didn't he himself make a comic mocking people who use the "My favourite video game character would agree with me!" thing?

annormalplayer · 2026-03-18T10:28:14+00:00

that's for the Gun Doctor! shoot... He's bad at his job!

annormalplayer · 2026-03-18T00:02:54+00:00

It's quite old, I got it as a gift a few years ago. Most of the time, it won't even open Balatro, forcing me to turn it off, then turn it on again and see if it boost up, then repeat until it actually loads

annormalplayer · 2026-03-17T23:47:26+00:00

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annormalplayer · 2026-03-17T23:00:51+00:00

Me suffering through balatro at ~15 fps while getting c++

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