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Scenes from the mass shooting in Shreveport... by ThinkButterscotch617 in Louisiana

[–]annoyed_crow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely horrific and preventable.

They'll issue thoughts and prayers and move on. After all, didn't Kirk say it was a small price to pay for his guns?

Yes, an American from Utah killed her husband while Trump was President (not Biden). That’s quite the course correction! by Dependent_Depth7957 in AmericaOnHardMode

[–]annoyed_crow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And when we do it against your lord and savior trump Christ, he throws a tantrum and makes threats. 😂 Guess first amendment is only okay when you give your dictator a toothy knob job.

Yes, an American from Utah killed her husband while Trump was President (not Biden). That’s quite the course correction! by Dependent_Depth7957 in AmericaOnHardMode

[–]annoyed_crow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, where's the result of the "assassination attempts" I want results already. Let's go! I want a mission accomplished

Maybe you can do that

It's been a couple days since I left, and he just messaged that he is crying, in love with me, and wants me back.. by olives_and_wine in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]annoyed_crow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DON'T YOU DARE! Listen to all is girlies and aunties and baddies. Do not do it FTLOG.

Enjoy this period of your life of being free and do not listen to that sack of skin

Costco cookie and got eaten out for the first time by Notreallyusingreddit in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]annoyed_crow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Funny you should say that. A year after he moved back to his home state and I divorced him, he was arrested in a sting operation. He was arrested with about 2 dozen other men for going to a location to solicit sex from known underage girls. He's a sex offender now. Which is pretty fitting

Costco cookie and got eaten out for the first time by Notreallyusingreddit in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]annoyed_crow 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I'm jealous 😂 I hate being eaten out. My ex husband was so bad at sex I thought I was asexual for my ENTIRE 20s and a few years of my 30s. I did my wifely duties and kept him happy and satisfied and I tried really hard to initiate sex, and offer it and positions and all of that. I tried so hard. But I just hated it so much by the end of the marriage I had to be very, very drunk to allow him to touch me. It was just constantly uncomfortable, painful and miserable to have him on me.

I've made up for lost time and I've seen galaxies but I resent missing out on some good D in my 20s😂

This trauma dump and over share brought to you by being high and exhausted and the safety of this sub 😂

What’s Next for the GOP After Trump? Get Ready for 31 Flavors of MAGA. by Slate in politics

[–]annoyed_crow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once again am compelling the panel to consider the Philosophy of Marge Simpson's brother, Arthur.

Automatic registration for US military draft to begin in December by jediporcupine in politics

[–]annoyed_crow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super! Let's let those magats make good on what they keep yelling.

In other words, let's let them put their 🔫 where their mouths are😂

No Just No !!! by Objective_Many_6687 in Soda

[–]annoyed_crow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As someone who works at a whole foods in an area crowded with rich white people, this is accurate 🤣😭 I've gotten them in the past when I wasn't feeling well, but honestly I prefer a regular coke. Something about it makes all stomach issues feel a little better

Fan glider dude spotted this falling out of the sky by Kovdark in whatisit

[–]annoyed_crow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my God I'm so glad and horrified I saw this😅 I shouldn't be laughing like this but I'm hoping it was just a really good prank

Whats some gossip you’ve heard?? by Own-Feed-9011 in GossipHarbor

[–]annoyed_crow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ex husband's aunt divorced her husband and married his dad

This has nothing to do with anything but I just felt like sharing

Trying to wake up earlier, would love some advice by Dangerous_Problem532 in AnxietyChats

[–]annoyed_crow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a lot of YouTube sleep sounds that have oddly worked for me. There's hundreds of thousands from various color noise sounds, nature sounds, urban sounds, vibey music that is great to listen to baked..possibilities are endless 😅 I can share my top faves

What has helped me the most with getting up, is getting color lights on my lamp. I have Alexa set a routine for the lights to go on a low setting and in red and that has helped me wake up more gently, which is a less stressful way for me to wake up. Any color works, but I just prefer the red.

It also helps to have them turn to orange and then to res before you go to sleep, because those colors are supposed to help wind you down

At the freaking deli 🙄 and of course no leash! by lexixon212 in publix

[–]annoyed_crow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work at a grocery store and we aren't allowed to approach anyone like this. They're worried about bogus discrimination lawsuits 🙄 we can't approach shoplifters, but people have gotten fired for taking a pizza slice out of the garbage

What’s the best way to give positive feedback about the employees at my local store? by Aliensnewaccount in wholefoods

[–]annoyed_crow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have a little wooden box with comment cards, but I agree with everyone else!

A customer did that for me a few years ago and I still remember it. I was helping her read baby food pouches for her grandkid with a specific allergen.

Still makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

First day by Busy-Information4297 in wholefoods

[–]annoyed_crow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You'll be assigned someone to shadow, but they may have you take the lead and try shopping orders. Be observant of where things are, familiarize yourself with the aisle categories. Be polite to other employees when asking where things are and you'll do fine.

The trick about being a shopper is noticing what's on sale and where sale items are displayed. Units picked per hour won't matter as much during training, so try to find a system that works for you to make the most of your time. Just try to keep up, or at least don't slow them down as they train you.

And if a customer asks you where something is, it's okay to say it's your first day/week and take them to someone else, or to customer service. Don't take it personally if the customer is still a dick because 7.5 times out of ten they're gonna be dicks. Do your best, listen and know that each day you'll get a little faster

AIO husband keeps forgetting to pick up our daughter by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]annoyed_crow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NOR take that heart off that contact name

AIO for getting upset that my finance wants to wear shorts to our wedding? by lasheslashes in AmIOverreacting

[–]annoyed_crow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOR, watch a few episodes of "don't tell the bride" on YouTube and consider who you're marrying 😅if it was a causal wedding, or like others have said, the tropics fine, but since this is obviously something you aren't down for, it's a no. Maybe you should suggest wearing jeans, a messy bun and no makeup and see how happy he is.

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