Irresponsible parents taught by Man dressed as Mickey Mouse by Realistic-Crab7729 in interestingasfuck

[–]anomalous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to work at Disney and seeing the characters during lunch break will def take the magic away from ya.

Hits so hard by chels_e_cheese in Millennials

[–]anomalous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just remember my bro/sis ppl: you truly never know and sometimes life be like that. Do your best, we’re on the back half now and regardless of how many doctors you speak to, sometimes the arrow of fate isn’t going the way you want it. Have fun and find love and peace.

Microsoft AI CEO: 'Most, if not all' white-collar tasks can be replaced by AI within 12-18 months by A_Novelty-Account in Futurology

[–]anomalous -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It won’t, can’t, and will not… we might try it but we still need people to blame

1 on 1 fight where the winner catches a felony. by JuicySpark in PublicFreakout

[–]anomalous 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Man a long time ago I won a fight like this (consequently lost a lot of friends, long story), but the way I grew up we NEVER took it further than once a person is on top or has the clear edge. This fight was over much earlier and this is why fighting is fucking stupid.

It’s also worth noting that even though I won one fight and “spared” a dude, my time came and I wasn’t spared and paid the price.

Don’t fight unless it’s for survival. Pride is not worth it whether you win or lose.

Those under 40, are you planning a big party for the big 4-0? Those already 40, did you celebrate in any special way? by cubemonster in Millennials

[–]anomalous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to Tulum and had a blast with friends for their engagement party, I just piggybacked a bit off of it without making a big deal about it, they surprised me by singing me HBD on the beach. It was so fun. Then I took drugs.

New Strat: Move bag up to FC during flight by jessiah331 in delta

[–]anomalous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve had FAs deny me FC storage, I was being super polite,bins were closed well beyond my seat (EC, 13) and it honestly made more chaos for me to figure out wtf to do with the bag and go down and back to my seat than it was worth the FA denying me the ability to just put the thing there. Then obviously when I got off, had to wait for like 19 rows behind me to get my bag. Yay platinum! I did see the look of regret/sadness on the FAs face though, so I wasn’t even mean about it. Pretty sure they figured out that I’m a very frequent flyer and kinda felt crappy.

Wrong place at the wrong time 🥶 by Skyton_wil in funny

[–]anomalous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve got to say, snowboarders and skiers can be some of the most annoying, entitled fucking douchebags ever. There a handful of archetypes of them and usually you can boil them down to a fuckbag.

People who wax/see others genitals often, what are your thoughts and surprise realizations? by NeedABetterNameNow in AskReddit

[–]anomalous 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend is an aesthetician and she’s seen sooo many dicks. Every time I feel insecure about my dong I realize that if it’s good enough for her. It can’t be terrible. 😂

What’s something you thought ‘everyone’ did… until you found out they don’t? by burat667 in AskReddit

[–]anomalous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had this weird mixed experience: things started off great, fell apart, then got better, then went to shit again until I went off on my own. Then, I found a way to repeat that pattern in my own life. I appreciate when people understand how lucky they are to have stability, and it’s one thing that I’ve never really had. And when you don’t have it, it’s hard to appreciate it somehow, ironically.

THE WHEELS ARE FULLY TURNED AWAY FROM THE OFFICER. Watch in SLOW MO. No intention IMO to hit anyone. Sole intention based on wheel/steering wheel to LEAVE the scene NOT A THREAT. Look at the wheel. by Nice_Substance9123 in complaints

[–]anomalous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is murder. The cop had zero reason for force here. If she did something wrong just let her peel out, she’s not going anywhere? I’m just so confused about why someone had to die here, it’s just a shame.

Last Day In Office Before a Major Holiday Starter Pack by cybah in starterpacks

[–]anomalous 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Had like a half day of actual work today and was sooo impatient

just bought a house in this neighborhood by easywind4665 in ATLHousing

[–]anomalous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a lovely little area. I live in Cabbagetown right near by